Little Girl.

Twenty something. Queer, kinky, sub. INTJ. Feminism, social justice, pixie cuts, flannel, literature, fashion, art, history, rock'n'roll.

[tumblangeles]

[bangtangeneral-deactivated20181]

Oh boy. Who’s gonna tell him?

[queen-prophetess]

No one. no one tell him.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[filmnoirsbian]

Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out…..tonight is that night..

[filmnoirsbian]

We’ve Got A Winner Folks, And It Involves Arson AND A Nun!

[filmnoirsbian]

So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole. He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers. So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins, and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt’s name. We don’t know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that’s tonight’s Family Scandal!

[askshadetrixieandfamily]

[samebirthdaygirl]

Beautiful.

[murolo-moved]

oh? yeah?

[srrybabe]

SHE’S BACK YALL

[thesylverlining]

Batman

there’s no need to feel down

[thesylverlining]

I said, Batman

Go and beat up that clown

[anti-pedo-patrol]

Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

[deep-dark-fears]

If there is a murderer in my house. A story submitted by Lauren - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here!

[demiiwhiffin]

[alexander]

the shut up and drive lip sync but every time they cut to the judges it’s that one shot of carson

[gaypeopletwitter]

[vysjewelry]

Gold, sapphire, and pearl ring, Gaston Lafitte, c. 1900 (at Tadema Gallery)

[cerullos]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

[jehovahhthickness]

Sometimes it WAS meant to be, but you fucked it up so your destiny changed.

[lindsaychrist]

the rugrats episode that made me develop trust issues

[ruinedchildhood]

this shit was intense 

[queernigga]

yall see how cynthia was thrown against the wall in the first 2 secs?

[msdecember31st]

YOOOOOOOO, reblogging for the comment and the 2 seconds 😩😂😭

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[flosstbh]

me growing up in tennessee 

[weliveandwetake]

Das me

[comicsandnovels]

Nerd

[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[youreyesinstarsabove]

Omg I forgot about this