You wanted to squeeze Hedwig, so congratulations, you squeezed her 😼
WHAT NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THIS WASNT WHAT I MEANT
HEDWIG NO
Oh goodness and I thought I was a marble full of colors but they, they have taken it from me.

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You wanted to squeeze Hedwig, so congratulations, you squeezed her 😼
WHAT NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THIS WASNT WHAT I MEANT
HEDWIG NO
Oh goodness and I thought I was a marble full of colors but they, they have taken it from me.
@darkbluekies I was writing a little something but took a little break and made this, Not sure if it's accurate though.
Also I don't know why my videos keep shrinking.
so we ganging up on the yanderes now? What a beautiful day 😍 can't wait to beat tf out of the especially sadistic ones aka jerry and silas (this mf is getting thrown in the basement tied up) i think I'd like to beat dr kry with the oxygen cylinder cuz he 100 deserves and hedwig well...i guess 3 hours how hurling insults is enought (bb is too soft)
first anon
..... jail!!!!111!!!!
THE YANDERES DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY THEM????
Silas may have kidnapped you and stripped you off everything you know,
Jerry might have broken you down so you won't disobey her,
Dr Kry might have poisoned you to keep you with him and doesn't let you see your family,
Edmund may have killed the entire elite class in front of you and forced you to marry him
and Hedwig might be the most manipulative little shit alive
... bUT IS THAT ENOUGH TO WANT TO BEAT DR KRY WITH THE AIR PURIFIER???? TO PUT RAT POISON IN EDMUNDS WINE??? GASP </3
Hedwig is not manipulative leave her alone she does no wrong
The most traumatic thing happened to me today, while I was sleeping a bug went in my ear I could feel and hear it had to call the ambulance
Here's proof
I'm scared to sleep now😢
oh shit, are you alright?
that happened to my dad this summer, but he couldn't get it out ... he heard buzzing and had pains for a while ... I hope you got it out
Yes luckily
I read your Edmund shot where he proposed to her and I was thinking about the part where he threatened us. What if we asked him if he had laid with a woman before and that dictated our answer. Like if he had laid with a woman before we would choose death but if he hadn’t then sure.
Alternative ending
Yandereking! x fem reader
Summary: you don't accept the kings propsal
Warnings: death, guns, blood, talking about sleeping with women, blood, massacre, threat, obsession
THE FULL ORIGINAL ONESHOT
“Marry me, my lady”, he says. “I don’t want to live another day without you. Be mine. Please. I’ve gotten rid of all the competition. I will never look at anyone else besides you. I got rid of them all.”
You can’t find any words. Your brain has stopped working completely. Not a single sound leaves your mouth when you open it.
“If you don’t say ‘I do’, you will be shot”, the king says warningly, dark eyes looking directly at hers. “If I can’t have you, no one can. It’s you and I or no one.”
“Y-Your majesty”, you sob. “Please … please don’t …”
“Say it.”
“I-I … I can’t …”
Edmund killing the reader only for them to come back alive to a whole other yandere in the modern times
@darkbluekies hopefully the full video goes through
@darkbluekies I'm not done not by a long shot! Also word of warning lower your volume!
@darkbluekies I made you a little something 😁 for some reason tumblr keeps cutting out the last part
We’ve all watched the same show right?? Wenclair am I right?
I just heard a smoker splutter and go "that went down the wrong pipe!"
And I??? Nodded??? Little puppet of social convention right here, IS THE SMOKE NOT MEANT TO GO DOWN THAT PIPE
U can accidentally eat the smoke yes it’s not pleasant
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD EAT THE SMOKE
Beautiful
1-900-GET-MORE-DIVORCED
GET-MORE-DIVORCED.CO.UK
YOUR MARRIAGE MCFUCKED STRAIGHT TO SHIT
GUARANTEED!
Who Made Me a Princess click and drag game!!
sobbing
Dang ok
please can I be one of your patients ily 😩
Alright, but if you suck on my fingers or lick them or moan- I'm slapping you. Idc if my superiors see me beating up a patient, I'm outta there.
I legit just got on tumblr and this is the first thing I see, I'm not sure if I'm amused or proud.
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
this is really how i feel sometimes
ok who reblogged this post and made it popular again, I’m even suddenly getting tons of notifs for the same post on insta
Sometimes I remember females exist and I start crying