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Welcome to the dumpster fire coaster side blog @sonsofbeast

[sabertoothwalrus]

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love you.

keeping it basic but fuck marry kill traffic signals 🚦

fuck green marry yellow kill red

fuck green marry red kill yellow

fuck yellow marry green kill red

fuck yellow marry red kill green

fuck red marry green kill yellow

fuck red marry yellow kill green

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Hanky code but it's me making sure my Rite-in-the-Rain notebook pokes up out of my back pocket so the econerds know I'm one of them

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[katharkness]

In a sense, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous it sounds to think Pepsi would genuinely honour that. Pepsi said that they would, therefore they have to, or else they’re guilty of false advertising. Companies can’t be allowed to say whatever they want in adverts, and when asked to pony up pull “it was just a joke, bro”. To use a slightly less ridiculous example, Fallout 76. One of the preorder editions can with a canvas backpack. But when they finally shipped, the durable canvas backpacks somehow became flimsy nylon. Complaints to publisher Bethesda got the response that the canvas version advertised was a prototype that was too expensive to make, so they handed out the cheap imitations instead. It took like two years in the courts for Bethesda to give people what they actually pay for. And they won because advertising law says you have to deliver on what you promise, even if it’s a Harrier jet. Introducing any level of “it’s just a joke” makes that effectively meaningless.

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[ayizan]

Or I don’t know, have women direct and write more major block busters????? I cannot tell you how many investors i’ve seen refuse to work with women directors because they innately, unexamined-prejudice-ly believe Women Cannot Handle That Amount Of Money.

THE HOOPS I TELL YOU! JUST TO SAY NO!

Its enough to make Odysseus’ journey look like a cake walk.

[animentality]

[bringbackmaes14]

I actually haven't been able to stop thinking about this article all day. I'm jittery. Emily Wilson destroyed Christopher Nolan. She basically said "it was nice of him to renew interest in the Odyssey even if he didn't understand the Odyssey at all and did a bad job at it." I feel so vindicated. I'm gonna ride this high for weeks.

‘I would be ashamed to have written any part of this’: Odyssey translator Emily Wilson attacks Nolan blockbuster

Wilson, whose work on Homer’s epic was praised by Nolan, said his film was grandiose and superficial with ‘nothing convincing to say’

Also, separately, I have to include this quote that is not in the Guardian article. It was an in an article from The Times where Emily Wilson was interviewed, but it's behind a paywall so I'm putting a screenshot/alt text instead of just the link. Emily Wilson is such an icon for saying this.

"[Emily Wilson] does, however have views on the women of The Odyssey. 'By Nolan standards this was great for women characters. By Homer standards it was a bit disappointing.'"

QUEEN SHIT POP OFF

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[athenxt]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON, SUPERWHOLCOK ACKNOWLEDGED IN 2026

[commanderpineapple]

You're telling me they have a whole superhero named Kitty Pryde and she's not even cat themed? I'm going to name myself Mega Laser Eyes and my super power is I can jump real high.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Voting ended onAug 1

stole it from here

[hellenhighwater]

Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.

But consider:

She's $300 and I need her

[hellenhighwater]

She's here!!

This side-by-side was built by the Rockford Desk and Furniture Co., which only existed from 1891-1895. I've found one singular other example of this cabinet, which was auctioned over a decade ago, and was stained a dark cherry color. I personally like the color of the quartersawn oak as it is, so I'm not planning a full restoration.

[hellenhighwater]

Wait I just realized this puts her in line of sight with my favorite chifforobe and I love how they look together. Very different periods and styles (art noveau vs art deco) but I feel like there's a dialogue there.

We are not judging the mess in my drawing room, that's a later problem. Work table all covered in nonsense...

[immortalenough]

That’s her!! That’s my baby!!

[commanderpineapple]

Going Wednesday to see Odyssey in Imax alone bc no one was free / they didn't want to sit in the front half of the theater and our imax is the only one in the state right now so of course it's booked every single showing and I was afraid to wait and miss it

So I'm sitting center 3rd row of a big ass Imax movie by myself.

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[catasters]

[biteybeast]

and why he oulka dots

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black ticked tabby

[medbasement]

[commanderpineapple]

Is it wrong to think the Boss the supervisor of the team is supposed to idk lead the team?? Know what we're doing?? Be the person to help with problems? Apparently.

"don't come to me with problems unless you're going to suggest how to solve it" hey so if I knew how to solve it. It wouldn't be. A fucking problem.

In what universe is it not the manager's job to solve problems. "Well we can't get the CSAs to listen to us" ok?? Then fire them??? Why the fuck am I drowning in work because the 80 year old men working for Fun (have stated they don't need the money multiple times) refuse to do their job

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.