´you said dead?´
“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
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´you said dead?´
“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
“Isn’t that a line from Princess Bride?”
“What’s Princess Bride?”
“I was only mostly dead. Try finding that option on government paperwork.”
“Did it work? Close, but just the medical part. Not really a soldier”.
“Yeah, for the most part. I’ve done it a few times now, so its worked out pretty well. - Really? How’d you end you having to save the world, then?”
,thatgirlisxpoison:
“I’m sure we can get out of the house. I believe there’s a barn around, but actually leaving to go somewhere else I have found is not possible.”
“Fantastic- a shoddy house and a barn. Y’know, when I woke up this morning I thought I was gonna be somewhere completely different. - And we can’t leave. Have you guys been here this entire time?”
´i said the same thing but i saw one´
“It was probably some prank.”
“not in the least. but i think - since the day before halloween??”
“I almost forgot to ask- what day is it today?”
“Normally with confusing plans, or a hell of a lot of luck. It’s my job, it’s nothing”.
“That sounds surprisingly pretty close to how I did it . You’re a medical person in the military, I’m assuming?”
“Right, sure. But I’m sure nothin’ bad is gonna happen here. It didn’t used to, not until I ended up in this reality. You gonna be okay?”
“Something always seems to go wrong when I’m around- and what the hell do you mean by this reality? - Yeah, I will. I mean, like I said, not the worst place I’ve been forced to be in.”
“Fine, you can handle the demon, then. I’m just here trying to do my job.”
“Demons don’t exist.”
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SEND A ❄ I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.
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(´ q ` ” )
meme: accepting
(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure
hmm, idk if this is a guilty pleasure, but embarrassing her friends with her dancing lmfao, she enjoys reality tv, punching news reporters, and she loves googling herself.
( =①ω①=)
meme: accepting
( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets.
shepard loves animals! she is a sucker for all of their cute lil faces, no matter the species! she’s owned a shit ton of fish, and A SPACE HAMSTER.
... B-behind you."
meme:accepting
“Shit- what the hell was that?!”
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TRUTH SERUM - My muse has to answer any and all questions regardless of what it is.
Please preface questions with “Truth.”
Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)
deceptive-fox:
½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them
± = The character and what they think about math
† = How the character feels about murder
@ = How the character appears online
¥ = How the character handles money or spends it
° = The character’s temperature preferences
æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)
↔ = The character’s ability to read directions
♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (type of person, etc.)
zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake
☂ = Weather the character enjoys
♪ = What music the character likes
( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets
(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time
☆~(ゝ。∂)= How the character greets people
⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character
(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy
(/□\*)・゜ = What makes the character blush
(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character
(;へ:) = What makes the character cry
(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure
(・□・;) = What makes the character uncomfortable
(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink
。゚(TヮT)゚。 = What makes the character laugh
(´;Д;`) = What worries the character
(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make