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Robin, The Queer Alpaca. Here, you'll find reviews, memes, rants, and various other shit I decide to write All Queer Alpaca imagery by the incredible orchidrothwell.tumblr.com This blog is 420 positive and sometimes NSFW. You have been warned. Asks are open, but any hate, bigotry, or intolerance of any sort will be deleted and the offender blocked. Sorry, not sorry.

[oakleavesandcoffee]

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[thequeeralpaca]

Hey friendos!!! Two of my dearest friends are involved in a show that was selected for EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL with a theatre group I flarking adore. Yes as in Edinburgh SCOTLAND. That is like. HUGE. And, of course, expensive as hell. SOOOOO I'm doing a shill because of course I am. I'm emerald with churning jealousy, of course, but more than that I'm so incredibly proud. So yeah, help my buddies out if you're able?? Thanks ❤️🩶❤️🩶❤️🩶❤️

The show itself sounds amazing too. From the fundraiser page:

It's an audience-interactive horror-comedy that will hopefully be performed ***here*** once it runs at EF.

This is from an theatre company here in Minneapolis, Dark Pony Productions, and involves some of my dearest friends. Edinburgh Fringe Festival is one of, if not THE, biggest theatre festivals in the world, and having a show selected is an honor. The chance to perform at Edinburgh Fringe is an insane opportunity and I want so badly for my friends to be able to do this. Unfortunately, the cost of sending a cast and crew to Scotland for a month is.....a lot. SO! If you have the means, please consider donating!! And if you can't, share, reblog and follow Dark Pony (I'll put their socials in replies), help get the word out there. Let's make this happen for them!

https://seedandspark.com/fund/baron-vordenburg

[thequeeralpaca]

[pocket-deer-belly]

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

[robindragonryder]

(No spoilers for the SPACETour, don’t worry)

So, I’m pretty sure words cannot adequately describe how TOTALLY AWESOME yesterday was. I woke up at like, 6 AM and drove 4 hours to Dallas, where I was insanely early for the 8 PM show. (arrived at like, 11:30. However, a girl who was there for the 3PM show had a spare VIP ticket for the 8PM and sold it to me on the cheap. So I ended up as VIP. a;lksdjf; THEN we went inside and talked to the Merch people, Lisa and Ricky. I commented that after buying the VIP ticket I needed the money I had left to make sure I had the gas to get home and couldn’t really buy any merch. I asked if there was anything I could do to help them set up the merch table, and Ricky was like, “Do you have a car?” “Yeah.” “…could you drive me to Home Depot? I’ll fill up your gas tank.” “Sure.” So I go get my car, and we drive to Home Depot. Along the way, Ricky and I make friends and talk about superheroes, Starkid, and all sorts of other stuff. He fills up my gas tank, as promised, and also buys me a sprite. We get back to the venue and I start to head out to get back in line. He calls out for me to stop, I do, and he tosses me a pair of sunglasses and tells me to pick out a t-shirt. So I got free stuff from that. I also bought a slap bracelet, because I felt bad not spending ay money at the merch table after all that. (Also when I was buying the slap bracelet I heard Starkid playing the first song of their set through the doors and got even more excited than I was previously. Anyway, a bit later, Ricky came out and asked to go back to my car to check if something had fallen out in it (it hadn’t) and saw me eating Cheez-its and powerade as my sole foodsource for the day. So about an hour and a half later, he comes out. “Hey, do you like lobster? Because they gave me this huge plate of lobster pasta and I ate like, 5 bites and am full if you want it.” So I got real food (and it was really good too).

I made some friends in line, and soon it was time for the VIPS to go in and dear god I nearly passed out. I told them all how much I loved them and got their autographs, and then we waited for a while and then the show started. And It. Was. AMAZING. I cannot even. Words cannot even. I need to find videos of this (and the girl with the really really nice camera promised to email me pictures.) Anyway, after the show I went to the stage door, and after like, 45 minutes people started trickling over. Joe Walker came out but he was sick and had hurt his voice and left before I could get a picture with him, and I"m not sure Lauren ever came over. But Meredith and Jaime came over and I got pics with them and they were so sweet (I love Meredith to itty bitty bits, and Jaime is awesome too!) Then Joey and Brian came over at the same time, which was great because everyone flocked to Joey and there were just like, 5 of us who wanted a picture with Brian. (For those who don’t know I"m a ridiculously huge Brian Holden fan.) I was seriously spending half the concert trying to make eye contact with him (which I did, several times, including at one point during–MINOR SPOILER--Ready To To, when he was singing as Flopsy and it was amazing, and again during Kick It Up A Notch (Reprise) which is even more badass and a little scary in person, just sayin’.) END SPOILER. But anyway, it comes my turn to get a pic with him and I’m just like, “Up since 6 AM, 4 hour drive, waiting for hours, this is the one picture I REALLY wanted.” And he’s just like, “Oh wow, thank you so much. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve had a long day too.” And then he squeezed my shoulders in a half hug thing and went back to the bus. And then I moseyed over and waited for like, 6 groups to get a picture with Joey, including like, 3 that came up after I did. And he finally gets to me and is like, “Thank you for waiting so patiently!” and took a pic with me and signed my VIP pass for a friend of mine who couldn’t make it. And then I went over and got a pic with Dylan, who was as sweet as he could be. And then I was like, “I love you guys and would love to chat more but its midnight, and I have a 4 hour drive back home.” And Joey is like, “Oh, wow, Be safe. Don’t fall asleep, please!” and fist-bumped me and I gave him a hug and then I drove home and got home at like, 3. And then I kept dreaming about the concert and waking up and thinking it was just a dream and then looking at my Starkid shirt I wore to bed and remembering how amazing it was and having problem going back to sleep. So I’m writing this on like, 3 hours of sleep. Sorry.

But yeah. If you’re going to one of the upcoming shows, you will love it. So much.

Edit: Oh! Also, at one point before the show started, a guy with a nice video camera walked out in front of the stage (between the stage and the barriers keeping the fans back.) I knew from my conversations with Ricky that this was Liam White, of Liam’s Got a Phone Call fame. So me and Maddy, a friend I made in line, started singing it. And he hears us and looks at us and laughs and gives me a high five. It was awesome. <3

[thequeeralpaca]

My long-time starkid fan cred proof 🤣💜 I also have pics from Apocalyptour but not a huge writeup

[blaesth]

I didn't know what a comfort character was until I met her 💖

[thequeeralpaca]

Run Away With Me can legit help me through bad mental episodes

[penny-anna]

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

[thequeeralpaca]

Should just make this my header image tbh

[khruschevshoe]

Starkid is one of the absolute best arguments for supprting independent art. The fact that the shows you're invested in can't get canceled by Big Daddy Streaming, the quality is always amazing, the love of the cast and crew doesn't get squeezed out by surprise budget reductions, the fact that since crowd funding provides almost all costs up front (plus the presence of voluntary digital ticket/in person tickets for additional funding), the fan base can access the full material for whatever cost they can contribute (even if you can give nothing monetarily, you will still get a professionally shot version of the material eventually, without surprise fees or password crackdowns, AND with captions/completely accesible regardless of location). The same goes for Tin Can Bros, Shipwrecked, and all the other associated theater and web series companies loosely connected to Starkid. Like, I cannot believe the amazing content provided to us at the same level as Broadway or streaming services with billion dollars at hand, with almost none of the catches that come with others. Like, I cannot believe that we get all of this right at our hands.

[sashmooncos]

bringing this back for absolutely no reason whatsoever

[thequeeralpaca]

The rest of the internet is a trashfire so why not come back to tumblr too. Hi all

[oakleavesandcoffee]

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[thequeeralpaca]

Hey everybody!! If anyone is familiar with the charity Extra Life, my dear friend The Soup Dragoon will be doing a 24-hour livestream to raise money for #extralife2024 today starting at 9am Central! He's got a bunch of games on the docket, including, silly, scary, and everything in between. He's a hilarious streamer and a wonderful friend, and streaming to raise money for Gillette Children's Hospital in St. Paul, MN--a worthy cause if there ever was one. So drop by, say hello, and contribute to the cause if you are able!! Links:

https://www.extra-life.org/participant/Christian-LaBissoniere

http://twitch.tv/soupandsweeps

[unbotheredmuse]

[thequeeralpaca]

Some of us didnt care enough and just scrolled through dozens of "Track 5" for the song you wanted every damn time.

[watcherwithathousandeyes]

GUYS!!! And gals, and eldritch pals, GO WATCH NIGHTMARE TIME 2!!! FOR NM3!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[robindragonryder]

(No spoilers for the SPACETour, don’t worry)

So, I’m pretty sure words cannot adequately describe how TOTALLY AWESOME yesterday was. I woke up at like, 6 AM and drove 4 hours to Dallas, where I was insanely early for the 8 PM show. (arrived at like, 11:30. However, a girl who was there for the 3PM show had a spare VIP ticket for the 8PM and sold it to me on the cheap. So I ended up as VIP. a;lksdjf; THEN we went inside and talked to the Merch people, Lisa and Ricky. I commented that after buying the VIP ticket I needed the money I had left to make sure I had the gas to get home and couldn’t really buy any merch. I asked if there was anything I could do to help them set up the merch table, and Ricky was like, “Do you have a car?” “Yeah.” “…could you drive me to Home Depot? I’ll fill up your gas tank.” “Sure.” So I go get my car, and we drive to Home Depot. Along the way, Ricky and I make friends and talk about superheroes, Starkid, and all sorts of other stuff. He fills up my gas tank, as promised, and also buys me a sprite. We get back to the venue and I start to head out to get back in line. He calls out for me to stop, I do, and he tosses me a pair of sunglasses and tells me to pick out a t-shirt. So I got free stuff from that. I also bought a slap bracelet, because I felt bad not spending ay money at the merch table after all that. (Also when I was buying the slap bracelet I heard Starkid playing the first song of their set through the doors and got even more excited than I was previously. Anyway, a bit later, Ricky came out and asked to go back to my car to check if something had fallen out in it (it hadn’t) and saw me eating Cheez-its and powerade as my sole foodsource for the day. So about an hour and a half later, he comes out. “Hey, do you like lobster? Because they gave me this huge plate of lobster pasta and I ate like, 5 bites and am full if you want it.” So I got real food (and it was really good too).

I made some friends in line, and soon it was time for the VIPS to go in and dear god I nearly passed out. I told them all how much I loved them and got their autographs, and then we waited for a while and then the show started. And It. Was. AMAZING. I cannot even. Words cannot even. I need to find videos of this (and the girl with the really really nice camera promised to email me pictures.) Anyway, after the show I went to the stage door, and after like, 45 minutes people started trickling over. Joe Walker came out but he was sick and had hurt his voice and left before I could get a picture with him, and I"m not sure Lauren ever came over. But Meredith and Jaime came over and I got pics with them and they were so sweet (I love Meredith to itty bitty bits, and Jaime is awesome too!) Then Joey and Brian came over at the same time, which was great because everyone flocked to Joey and there were just like, 5 of us who wanted a picture with Brian. (For those who don’t know I"m a ridiculously huge Brian Holden fan.) I was seriously spending half the concert trying to make eye contact with him (which I did, several times, including at one point during–MINOR SPOILER--Ready To To, when he was singing as Flopsy and it was amazing, and again during Kick It Up A Notch (Reprise) which is even more badass and a little scary in person, just sayin’.) END SPOILER. But anyway, it comes my turn to get a pic with him and I’m just like, “Up since 6 AM, 4 hour drive, waiting for hours, this is the one picture I REALLY wanted.” And he’s just like, “Oh wow, thank you so much. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve had a long day too.” And then he squeezed my shoulders in a half hug thing and went back to the bus. And then I moseyed over and waited for like, 6 groups to get a picture with Joey, including like, 3 that came up after I did. And he finally gets to me and is like, “Thank you for waiting so patiently!” and took a pic with me and signed my VIP pass for a friend of mine who couldn’t make it. And then I went over and got a pic with Dylan, who was as sweet as he could be. And then I was like, “I love you guys and would love to chat more but its midnight, and I have a 4 hour drive back home.” And Joey is like, “Oh, wow, Be safe. Don’t fall asleep, please!” and fist-bumped me and I gave him a hug and then I drove home and got home at like, 3. And then I kept dreaming about the concert and waking up and thinking it was just a dream and then looking at my Starkid shirt I wore to bed and remembering how amazing it was and having problem going back to sleep. So I’m writing this on like, 3 hours of sleep. Sorry.

But yeah. If you’re going to one of the upcoming shows, you will love it. So much.

Edit: Oh! Also, at one point before the show started, a guy with a nice video camera walked out in front of the stage (between the stage and the barriers keeping the fans back.) I knew from my conversations with Ricky that this was Liam White, of Liam’s Got a Phone Call fame. So me and Maddy, a friend I made in line, started singing it. And he hears us and looks at us and laughs and gives me a high five. It was awesome. <3

[thequeeralpaca]

*waddles in with a cane* Twelve years agoooo....... i was still identifying female. And had hair. And I had one of the best days of my life.

[magicquill42]

Made an important discovery while messaging my partner about this truly iconic photo.

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[cherry-flavored-sigh]

starkid: nerdy prudes must die

12. the summoning

"you summon us once, you summon us twice you gamble it on a roll of the dice!"