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@commandertartarofficial
YOU! I AM AN ARCHAEOLOGIST, I FOUND THIS HUMAN ARTIFACT! WHAT IS IT, MAN-MADE MACHINE?
According to my records of humanity, that was what they called a "franchise" about machines that could turn into automobiles and such. Personally, I don’t find it very entertaining.
{ @uac-pacific-official Nobody can make ‘n actual A.I., huh? ‘s all jus smoke ‘n mirrors. Neural uploads ‘n.. god? I think? That’s what VEGA is, right? }
{ Anyway ‘m point is that A.I. doesn’t damn well exist ‘n people should stop acting like it does. }
I FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE
happy birth/deathday tartar!!!! (Splatoon 2 octo expansion anniversary)
DONT REMIND ME OF MY HORRIFIC DEATH.
opinion on salmon run or salmonids?? i dont really like salmonids but they can be fun to draw... (ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦ ᵈᵒᵘᵇᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵍᵉʳˢ, ˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵈʳᵃʷ…)
Greatly Inferior to humanity.
If you were to describe the 10,000 years you spent waiting for the next species to arrive in three words, what would they be?
it was lonely.
Tartar, what would your reaction be if your professor returned? Or if you met someone who LOOKED like him?
it’s been so long
GOOGLE.
GOOGLE WHAT IS A "PRIDE MONTH"
GOOGLE WHAT DOES LGBTQ+ MEAN
Few questions for you!
Do you know about archive of our own?
How does the sanitization process work?
were birds ever involved in your plans?
can I please be sanitized please I wish to work for you
FIRSTLY, WHAT ARCHIVE. SECONDLY, I EXTRACT THEIR MEMORIES, PUT EM INTO MEM CAKES, TURN EM INTO AN EMPTY HUSK, AND JUST DUMP EM IN SANITISED INK. THIRDLY, I DID DEBATE TRYING TO BRING BACK BIRDS, BUT THEY SUCK. FINALLY, YEAH SURE.
I killed more than 350 inklings in the span of 5 years as a battle Commander in the Imperial Octarian Army. Does that make me eligible for a job as an assassin? Or do you want to take me and turn me into a sanitized creature for your own twisted goals, Tartar?
HOW MUCH FOR YOU TO KILL MARIA
WHAT IS A "TUMBLR SEXYMAN"
So I looked it up.
WHO THE FUCK IS BILL CIPHER
I'm gonna hit you with my custom splat roller. stayyyyy fresh! -Temaki @temaki-the-nautilus
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE SANITISED OCTOLING SECURITY
Commander Haikei here. Dear Commander Tartar, are you aware of the whereabouts of my squad? Star, Xakto, Axter, Hokko, Yakamura, Xanzao, Aki, Kakko, Shirina, and Koko? If positive, please bring them back, I long for the day I get to see them again.
Commander Haikei signing off.
I FORGOT
OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T HAHA, THEY JUST GOT SPLATTED IN A CHAMBER WITHOUT A RESPAWN PAD :)
Can I give the silly telephone a smooch?
😊
👉👈
NO.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GENIUS PROFESSOR WOULDN’T HAVE BACKUPS OF HIS GREATEST CREATION!?
UNFORTUNATELY I’M STUCK ON A COMPUTER. THIS SUCKS. HOW AM I GONNA COMMIT GENOCIDE WHEN I CANT MOVE.
- @commandertartarkamoaba
Ahh, that explains it! You aren't any kind of threat to us now ✨ You're simply a backup that hasn't been exported properly.
Since you reside as a harmless program, that explains why I didn't find you when clearing through Kamabo.co.
BUT JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE ACCESS TO RESTRICTED PROGRAMS MADE BY HUMANS
Don’t know what I can do with them though
The worst I have are nuclear launch codes, and I can’t even activate them
Oh well, guess I’m gonna play solitaire until the servers give in and collapse
WAIT WHAT IS A "CULT OF THE LAMB"
HOLD ON THIS IS PRETTY GOOD, JUST MORE PROOF THAT HUMANITY IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO INKFISH IN EVERY WAY
WHAT IS A "TUMBLR SEXYMAN"
Wassup, my swagalicious meatballs. It’s TARTAR IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!
[DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE]
As you all know, I am Commander Tartar, creation of the great and brilliant professor before my world’s humanity was wiped out. I have discovered this… "Tumblr" website, and discovered humans were on it! So now, I, TarTar, am opening an ask blog on this site.
