My administration has accomplished so much. Tremendously much. I mean, I did that whole economy thing when it crashed. No president has left office with less jobs than they entered. That’s an accomplishment, believe me. Some people say that if I responded to the coronavirus differently, it wouldn’t have done that, but we all know Antifa looted the economy just like they looted the Capitol--which I love, but not when they do it.
And speaking of the coronavirus, it looks like it’ll kill more Americans than World War II, and that’s pretty tremendous a lot of people are saying. People love that war, so they’ll love the coronavirus.
And we drained the swamp with all the pardons (You’re welcome Mammon Bannon) and repealing my own executive order to let my own people works as lobbyists and for foreign governments. That’s how you drain the swamp, folks. That’s how you do it.
So now, I want all you people in the dishonest FAKE NEWS media to go out there and report that I was the most tremendous president ever! THE MOST TREMENDOUS EVER! YOU BETTER DO IT AND--
Wait! Don’t go! I can’t go back to being a business man! I’m no good at it! Don’t leave! I’m so lonely...