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new DB Cooper theory: he went up

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

luvquita

doomslayer and daisy

#doom

comicaurora

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

comicaurora

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

beebagginses

My exact reaction when this happened

#bg3 #wall of fire scroll is ur best friend in this fight fr

tf2heritageposts

yes i am a fan of this thing. a huge fan. biggest you've ever seen. no i won't be joining the official discord for it

architetureheartbreak

You can say I'm just a fool that stands for nothing well, to that, I say YOU'RE A CUNT

#witnessing this live is my biggest brag tbh #sleep token

amustikas

:D

#sleep token

memewhore

quasi-normalcy

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

#all of australia eating a succulent chinese meal

bowietea

My malewife is back! 💜

#doom

jame7t

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

cryptotheism

!cursedoak

jame7t

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

chocolate-and-discourse

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

chocolate-and-discourse

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.