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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

brenna

teaboot

wheresmyphonemp3

fadingponycookiedream

"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol

thelandofmemes

danamongden

"But 22 episodes is too much to binge in one session!"

Perhaps we should not consume our entertainment like an eating disorder.

faithdeans

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

faithdeans

IT WORKS!!!!

faithdeans

MP3 PALYER

faithdeans

vampiremuney

faithdeans

ampervadasz

ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2

OMFG.

all-aboard-the-bane-train

Very curious doggo

castle-engineer-deactivated2019

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

willow-wanderings

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

dykelliewilliams

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

leahgardner-art

another shot at trying to capture the high-key vibrance of sun-drenched fruit

sergal

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

coastal-mangos-one

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simongerman600

brunhiddensmusings

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

holdup-andrememberthetime

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

dragonanarchist1155

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

regina-cordium

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

homunculus-argument

Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

sourdough-seal

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god