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[raspberrybluejeans]

❤️ Welcome to blog world 💙

I reblog funny & fandom. I also enjoy complaining

Almost everything I post is queued, so if you see me mass liking stuff the posts will probably start manifesting in 1-5 business days lol. I may also be reblogging them to one of my sideblogs!

Sideblogs

raspberrydrewthese My art

futurel Photography/Seasonal/Aesthetic

oliviasrevenge Our Flag Means Death (mostly inactive)

raymond--fielding The Magnus Archives and The Magnus Protocol (mostly inactive)

misterbluejeans The Adventure Zone (I still reblog fanart on main though!)

If anyone is interested in adding me on Discord just send me a message!

I have a Pillowfort you can add me on, but I don't plan to use it unless Tumblr dies for real lol

FAQ

credits: blinkshark @melonkittii moon star banners @cafekitsune back soon & the lover @terabye-teddybear

[mimill3]

animal cell diagram 🦠

[carvedhopeonmywrist]

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[juuuno2048]

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Piper PA-23 Aztec

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Okay but HOW is the plane?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

[big-condiments-official]

Okay but WHERE is the plane?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Freeport, Bahamas, January 30, 2004

[verbnounadjective]

Okay but WHY is the plane?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Engine failure at low altitude (all four occupants uninjured)

[raspberrybluejeans]

I’m annoyed about a lot of things in my superflat survival world but one thing I loveeee is that the bedrock is one flat layer. I hate that bullshit in regular worlds where it’s like bumpy all over the place. I love mining chunks out top to bottom and it looks SO much neater in this world.

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[tqtc-art]

Fun fact if you do the math none of Amnesty actually takes place in June

[kosmogrl]

[neothebean]

Thought Tumblr would appreciate this artwork I saw at the flea market today

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

[raspberrybluejeans]

I honestly rarely get favorite characters in the sense that other people seem to get them. I usually will latch onto two or more people as a unit instead. Usually this is a ship, but sometimes not.

Like in my OFMD era for example, obviously I was crazy about Ed and Stede as a ship. I was crazy about the dynamic of their very different lives coming together and their chemistry together and all that. I didn’t really prefer one of them over the other. People would ask what my favorite character in the show was and I just didn’t really have an answer.

Sometimes I will pick a “mascot” but it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re my favorite. One example is Barry Bluejeans. I mean I love him but I love him because of the relationship with Lup and with Taako and everyone else. If he was in a vacuum without the others I would not really care about him. But it’s fun to have a representative lmfao

[dragongirlsnout]

10 000 dollars a day to every autistic child who grew up into an adult with a weird relationship to eating because parents can in no way be trusted to respect children's issues with food

[nflstreet]

#yougotfucked👀

[shithowdy]

roommate who knows functionally nothing about pokemon was trying to name as many as they could for me and i wasn't ready to have "jiffpuggle" dropped on me

[shithowdy]

i asked if they could draw "jiffpuggle"

[wakewithgiggli]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It really would have...