i'm the captain of this ship

(( Independent RP blog for the Commando from Yume 2kki!! ))

[commandoo]

I'm sinking.

[commandoo]

provostsan said: You are not going to die, I promise.

Are you sure boy.

[commandoo]

provostsan said: This is what happens, sir.

I JUST DIED TWO DAYS AGO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

[commandoo]

I'M IN SOME DEEP SHIT OVER HERE.

[commandoo]

conductorsan said: TAKES TOP PART OF MY UNIFORM OFF. THROWS IT AT YOU.

SLAPS YOU BACK INTO THE WATER.

[commandoo]

See.

I almost puked on Provost.

[commandoo]

I INHALED THE WATER.

[commandoo]

KARMA IS A CRUEL MISTRESS.

[commandoo]

[CACKLING]

[candyreplacement-deactivated201]

[TOTALLY SARCASTIC AND FAKE DROWNING NOISES YET TOTALLY REAL.]

[commandoo]

Walks away.

[candyreplacement-deactivated201]

commandoo said: SHUT UP BLUE BOY.

[commandoo]

There’s two blue boys here. How rude. I can’t BELIEVE you’d say such things to Provost. Ugh.

Shut up you know I’m sayin’ it to you, I love him so I can’t say that to him use your NOGGIN BOY.

[candyreplacement-deactivated201]

I am using my noggin’. Sheesh. It’s called saaarcasm. It’s like geEEe I hope you drown. Except that time I meant it.

[commandoo]

Picks you up.

Throws you into the water as hard as I can.

[candyreplacement-deactivated201]

commandoo said: SHUT UP BLUE BOY.

[commandoo]

There’s two blue boys here. How rude. I can’t BELIEVE you’d say such things to Provost. Ugh.

Shut up you know I'm sayin' it to you, I love him so I can't say that to him use your NOGGIN BOY.

[commandoo]

provostsan said: Yes, that was a big shark! It won’t hurt you if you don’t go in the water.

I wasn't plannin' on goin' in the water anyway 'cause I can't SWIM and I don't wanna DIE AGAIN.

[commandoo]

provostsan said: Sharks do exist, Commando.

YEAH I KNOW BUT I HAVEN'T NOTICED THEM. DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT SHARK WAS, BOY.

catching--foxes said: Are, you okay???

NO BOY I'M NOT.

[commandoo]

WHERE IS MY BOY.

[commandoo]

I JUST SAW A SHARK.

[commandoo]

do u have a nice butt

Uh.

Yeah.