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Someone should write a poem to always beware the ones who kill the spiders in their bedroom "even if they're deadly?" even if they're deadly because "they're just bugs anyways" and "they freak me out" and "they're the ones who came into my space" means they are the ones who will kill you once you are the spider "but that's impossible" and "I won't if I know it's actually you" and "this is a false equivalence" because becoming a spider is merely a metaphor, and if they are willing to kill and are unwilling to consider mutual peacehood, what will they do once they think you're the spider

how do I curate my feed if I have no idea what interests me enough anymore to follow the tag

commensal-behavior

#charts/graphs #ship chart #ship wedding chart

#charts/graphs #checkbox comparison list

#charts/graphs #timeline stuff #timeline morality chart

You know how some yarns have a bit of color marking where you should stop the row for some kind of color change? They need to do that with the last 9 inches of dental floss so I know when I should stop else tomorrow I struggle with a 3 inch scrap of floss I feel bad for tossing

Shoutout to Ren Larsen, my favorite fictional detective of 2023. The scene where his shirt sleeve slid down, I went absolutely nuts he's a genius an icon indomitable

#dark dome #escape from the shadows

in-universe explanation: Side Character Sam is ignorant on what Fantasy World Festival is so Best Friend Blake explains the origins and customs surrounding the festival, conveniently within ear of the main characters

out-of-universe explanation: Side Character Sam is a convenient plot device for the author to infodump and explain the world to the readers

correct explanation (mine): Sam is my poor sweet fictionally adopted child who was isekai'd into this world two years ago and luckily met an accepting and accommodating community who does their best so that Sam feels welcome and wanted in this world. Sam is still learning about the cultures of the world and this is the first time since Sam's arrival that the quadrennial festival is happening. Also Best Friend Blake desperately wants to court Sam but doesn't know how courtship works in Sam's old world and doesn't know how to ask about it subtly. Blake once gave Sam a "Flower That Means I Love You" and Sam just said 'Cool Thanks!" and made it into a bookmark. Extremely important to note they are absolutely NOT the main characters of the story

認錯 by 優客李林

#gif #“i hate myself”

"we shouldn't be praising people just for doing the bare minimum" but have you considered that maybe if you give me a Sticker or Small Trinket for [Putting Away the Dishes] I would be delighted and feel good about myself

Followed a tag because the release of new episodes made me remember its existence but also I haven't watched the new episodes yet and I don't want spoilers

#I just want to see my children hanging out having fun #Nothing going wrong at all #This is about link click #link click #Vortex is top tier music tho

#gif #lesbrarians

Lesser known examples of collective nouns:

A candle of anteaters

A slice of lemmings

A plump of seals

A descension of woodpeckers

A quiver of aros

A sleeve of aces

#ace #aro #someone think of something for the aroaces

Favorite things at the dentist:

Jazz piano in the speakers

A pair of snazzy new shades to wear

Staring at the wall and daydreaming

Being told I'm doing a very good job at teeth ownership

Least favorite things at the dentist:

Small talk

Unable to see my own tooth pictures

Overhearing the dentist tell the dental assistant to note down "lower anterior root reabsorption" after being told I am doing a very good job at teeth ownership

Like what does that mean??? Am I actually doing a good job then?? Should I be worried???

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