Comments from Sarah Palin's Facebook Page.

Taken directly from the Wailing Wall of Conservative Populism that is Sarah Palin's Facebook page. Since all posts are in public view on the page of a public and political figure, no names will be obscured or hidden. Screenshots are all unedited, all commentary is my own. Curated by KarlWithAK.

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A Palin Pause.

Over the past few days, I've noticed that the offerings from the Sarah Palin Facebook Wall have been reduced to the same group of...let's call them "bitter clingers." It's the same people posting the same links to hyper-right-wing websites and Bible verses and "Run Sarah Run" all day.

It's a bit heartening to see all the other so-called Palin fanatics drift off now that the cameras have turned their lenses away from Camp Palin. Unfortunately, that means that for this particular site, things have gotten a little...boring.

As such, I'm going to take a bit of a break just so I don't waste my time and yours with stale and uninteresting content. Of course, if someone decides to go completely insane and offer her the VP ticket or something like that, I'll come back when the content gets interesting again.

If there's an earthquake, so to speak, I'll be back.

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There's far, far more than just this.

I get the feeling the Palin camp should be on the phone with Facebook to get this guy's real name and then begin the restraining order process.

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"YOU HAD ME AT 'YOU BETCHA!'"

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Ovomit! There's a new one.

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All right, your turn.

I'll start: "Stupidity over sanity!"

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Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

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To be fair, if GWB took out a dictator with a drone missile in another country in addition to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Democrats would probably be saying the same thing but louder. (Except for that silly Muslim Brotherhood paranoia and racism part.)

As a rule, most of the time, politics is pretty dumb. I'm amazed anything ever gets done.

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If anyone wants to find this guy's opponent and send them this post, you can be part of what's called "opposition research."

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"fights that were instigated by the gray gay reporter from CNN"

Oh, boy.

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"Rather then return America, her assets & OUR govt to a govt for the people by the people, would they pay to attack the U.S. with an EMP on a SCUD rocket off the East Coast from a ship?"

What a paranoid, lunatic asshole.

(His vote counts as much as yours does.)

(Also, "Ohitler.")

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This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

"The Kobayashi Maru is a test in the fictional universe of Star Trek. It is a Starfleet training exercise designed to test the character of cadets in the command track at Starfleet Academy. The test's name is occasionally used among Star Trek fans or those familiar with the series to describe a no-win scenario, or a solution that involves redefining the problem."

The only problem with this is that there was a way to win the scenario. It's called running for President, and winning. That would be a "win." Maybe she forgot that part.

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Seriously, just give it up already.

Desperation isn't pretty. Quit begging the pretty girl to go with you to the prom.

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What I'm "considering" is the likelihood that Sam has a whole closetful of legal firearms, Rush pre-programmed on every dial and a very itchy trigger finger.

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Well, it fits on a bumper sticker...

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"The Obama Administrations true agenda "KILL AMERICA'"

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I’m still trying to figure out how it’s a compliment to name a dog after someone you admire.

I don’t know, I think I’d laugh if I heard, “Sarah Palin shit on the rug again today”.

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You raise an excellent point! "Honey, Sarah Palin is eating her own mess again." I like it!

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I don't have a clue what they're talking about, but I've got a hunch it's something religious and evangelical and probably relating to the apocalypse.

Any help?