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Bat Headcanon - There is a universe where Bruce does the same creepy whistle that Death does in Puss in Boots. Jason, Damian and Cassandra love doing it seriously and everyone else does it for laughs.
quinta brunson winning an emmy, shane and ryan premiering ghost files and ned being kicked out of try guys all in a span of two weeks... what a time to be alive for people who were really into buzzfeed in like 2016
Idk what's wrong with me but tell me how the fuck is sunah's character more "likable" (for lack of a better word) than soohyun's 😩😩
IMO, Sunah’s methods are whack but her motivations are relatively sound (and that last bit where she visits the hospital did a lot to raise my view of her), but Soohyun basically didn’t do much aside from poking her nose into things she didn’t have much business in (fair enough to check out your bestie’s shady ass boss, but going from that to something akin to a personal vendetta and also poking at a kid you barely know is more than a little off)
Does gaon ever use informal language with yohan?
ahhh that is a very good question, and one that i cannot personally answer due to the fact that i cannot understand the language.
we do know that it's used with his name, if that counts. when gaon drops the "bungjam-nim" title for "kang yohan." as far as i'm aware, gaon only does this a handful of times - using "yohan" during the conman scene bc gaon thinks the mother and child are going to be burned in the house; any time gaon goes to attack yohan, he yellows out his name; when gaon thinks yohan blew himself up in the court and the ending scene when he calls out for him.
otherwise, i'd have to ask @moonshalf, @maystea, @thequillandscreen or anyone else who understands the language to chime in. i'm actually quire curious to know!
Short answer is yes he does, more than a couple of times, especially when they quarrel.
The first time he drops the honorific is at the end of the 3rd episode, scene in which he accuses Yohan of killing Isaac. Two important thing about this scene is that 1) you know things will escalate the moment Gaon calls Yohan 당신 (you), a huge No to use for a person you usually use ~님 for. 2) You can see that Yohan started to smirk when Gaon uses a very irreverent language, which is again ODD. I will keep this brief but if someone who is below you in social hierarchy addresses you informally, it is expected that you'd correct that person immediately by reprimanding them right away. Yohan's reaction in that scene is odd. It is almost as if he enjoys that Gaon stopped dancing around him and using informal speech.
As Gaon drops formal speech few times but one that truly stayed with me was that scene Yohan's office after Yohan tells the press about Gaon's parents. Things escalate very quickly in that scene and at some point, Gaon's informality is...way too much. Like I sometimes remark that Yohan's love language is actually leverages he gives to people he loves and this is truly one scene that Yohan's lack of care made me lose my mind.
Given that Yohan is never, not even once, brings these up (as far as I remember, someone correct me if I'm wrong) is also one thing thatvus truly remarkable because it seems as if one person who has been allowed to cross hierarchy bounds is Elijah and the other one is Gaon which really tells you something (and no, if they were like ~brothers, this wouldn't fly, trust me)
@ririskrants you make a very good point in your tags!!!
#yohan really does let gaon do whatever he wants to#as a child he was punished for literally anything and everything#for example something as mundane as looking at Isaac's moms picture#so maybe being allowed to do normal things was a big deal for him#so this indeed is a love language
yohan’s never really lived by society’s rules. he’s lived under his father’s, and god knows that was a shit show. i’m sure he knows custom and traditions, what’s technically right and wrong, but given yohan’s background, it makes so much sense that he... doesn’t care and finds it amusing when gaon does not use formal language.
i think it’s easy to argue that he lets gaon get away with it bc it’s gaon, and i think there’s a lot of truth to that, but i think in some ways, yohan doesn’t care about that shit. i’m sure he might see it as an abusive mechanism after his father and has so much more leniency with his family because why punish someone over something so... insignificant? of course, yohan’s world was partially shaped by his abuse, and we see this through his suppressed emotions and more logic-driven approach.
but what about all the things he’s decided to do differently? what about all the things he remembers his father doing and choosing to live differently because of it? yohan is so caring in his own way. it’s not the most typical way of showing it, but every time he tries, he’s defying everything his abuser led him to believe about humanity and he kindness that humans can possess.
yohan knows what smoke and mirrors looks like. he knows that small, insignificant things like holding his brother’s mother’s picture frame was enough to be beaten over. in the grand scheme, who would it make him like if he stuck to those rigid rules? if he enforced nonsensical things? that’s not to say formal/informal language is bad or wrong or whatever. but to be punished over its use or lack thereof? i cannot imagine yohan cares enough to let that happen, and it’s very clear he doesn’t.
so 100% can get behind yohan’s love language is giving people an olive branch and not being punished for it. yohan knows what that’s like, and it was never pretty.
I'I wrote that brief explanation above between the study sessions and it is inevitable that now looking at it, I will try to explanation why dropping honorifics in the heat of the moment is different from using informal language with someone after establishing that you can now speak informally. I will try to give examples that has been given to me by my Korean teachers (as I'm not a native Korean speaker myself and I don't want to intrude on a topic that is inherently Korean) and/or observations. All mistakes are my own though and if anyone has something to correct, please do! This is not in any way a compherensive analysis on language is used in the Devil Judge but given that some people might be curious about, I'm finally posting it.
What really prompted this remuninating process was not actually Yohan or Gaon, it was Elijah. So let’s talk about her and how she uses the language (and its connotations!)
When Elijah first appeared on episode 3, I didn’t really think a lot about it. I mean she speaks informally with Yohan which is odd but their relationship is odd, right? I mean a teenage girl, speaking banmal with her uncle? And uses his name on the top of that?! But I let it slide.
Then of course, she started to interact with Gaon and there were instant kill-bill sirens for me. Like seriously, I rewatched that scene a lot to make sure if I hear it right. The thing is the first time they interact with each other, Elijah uses 반말 (banmal), the informal speech pattern. Now that raises a few alarms. Elijah is not allowed to use banmal as Gaon is certainly older than her and their statuses were pretty much on equal ground and when I say equal, I mean Elijah would still need to be formal with Gaon. Gaon is not in her service like Nanny is and though Elijah is richer (lol yes), we would still expect Elijah to use formal speech . One thing I want to clarify for people who doesn't speak Korean/do not understand the complexities of using formal language. It is not simply manners to use formal language but it is something expected which means it is not something you'd ignore for the sake of being Edgy. How you use language and how you use honorifics is how you, as a person, move in the world.
Given the fact that this is the first time they interact with speech, she would maybe get away with less formal than 높임말 (formal speech pattern) but certainly she couldn’t use banmal. Not only that, she is rude to Gaon, definetely something that raises a few alarms on its own.
Of course, as a watcher I can hear that but does show bring it up? Of course, it is a serious offense. Gaon indeed does the sensible thing and asks her in that scene “누군한테 아까부터 반말이야?” Now (my) English subs are “who are you that you’re talking to me like that?”. Like that in English subs is banmal. I mean I don’t need Korean subs to hear that (but I certainly played the video a few times to check if I heard it right.) So Gaon asks, when Elijah tells him to stay in the bed and stop seaking around (I don't remember the exact wording), Gaon asks her "since now, who speaks to me in banmal"?
Elijah is unfazed and answers simply. She is Elijah and she shows no remorse about using banmal to someone older than her. She doesn’t care. Okay. Maybe she just hates him and this is how she shows her animosity. But she never calls him anything but Gaon, even after they get closer and never switches to honorifics.
And Gaon lets him.
Any sensible adult who cares about, you know the social structures, anything to do with being social actually, would frown upon that. I will explain why now.
Let’s rewind for a second. In Episode 3, one minute mark, Elijah talks to Yohan and again she is using both banmal and also she calls Yohan, Yohan. Not 삼촌 (samchon, uncle). Given that by that age, this would be an unacceptable behavior, it is obvious that this is the leverage Yohan gives to Elijah. One heartbreaking detail is that when I was rewatching their scenes to see if Elijah ever called him samchon, I realized, in the flashback scene, she indeed did. (When Yohan is waiting outside of the gates, child!Elijah tells him, “uncle you need to go in too”). So Elijah stopped calling him uncle after the accident. She did use banmal to him as a kid as well, so this is also an important detail. (But kids are given more leverage, especially at that age.)
One important thing @xxcaribbean hits on the nail above is that both Yohan and Elijah know about customs/traditions/society's rules, in a very distant, outsider sort of way. Again I'm reminding you that language, especially a language like Korean in which honorifics play a huge part and by speech patterns alone, you'd establish the proximity of relationships. The reason both Yohan and Elijah are sort of above that rigidity is that they had almost no one to teach them how to navigate that.
I took Korean classes on college level, introductory Korean reading and writing and while they were introductory, they were for people who will go on to have BA in Korean Language and Literature so they were tough. One of the reasons, I believe, was because our materials started to cover the most formal speech patterns/structures and moved down from that. Any other introductory course is a laughing stock compared to that as they completely forego the most formal until forever and only teaches you particular middle-ground formalities. When we asked our (Korean) teacher if it is the case for children, our teacher said something very interesting: most kids are given more freedom to speak informally but after a particular age ~6-7, because they need to know the propriety and how to conduct themselves in society, most parents would move on to speak formally in front of the so they'd learn from osmosis.
This, as you see, is not the case for Yohan and Elijah.
It doesn't mean that they don't know those patterns or how to use them, that would be an absurd thought. But they are definetely more lax.
(By the way when Elijah asks her why Yohan brought Gaon to mansion, Yohan asks “Gaon?” right? Not Kim-pansa, not Kim Gaon but just Gaon? Interesting. But let’s move on.)
So two adults who are both way older than Elijah are giving her leverage to call them whatever she wants. But there are two more adults Elijah interacts in the duration of the show. Let's see if she follows the same pattern.
Okay that oen is an egregious (and certainly funny) one. I mean seriously it made me laugh so much the moment I get it. In episode 5, Gaon takes Elijah to meet Soohyun. There is really an important part that you’d miss if until that moment you didn’t get Elijah's antics to forego using honorifics with both Yohan and Gaon. English subs aren’t clear about what happens in this scene so let’s break it down.
Gaon tells her it is better for Elijah to have a 친한 언니 right? The English subs are “I thought it would be great if you had a close female friend.” Unnie, as you all may already know, is not friend, not even close. It is used for older sisters/sister figures, particular emphasis on sister figures. Again sort of establishing proximity in a relationship through speech/language. I mean for an American/European, it may be an absurd concept but what you call another person (not their name but a particular title) matters in establishing your relationship with that person. The fact that Soohyun offered that after meeting Elijah once is actually very sweet of her. This is also important as Soohyun is a stranger to Elijah and offers that kind of ease to her. Next, a very innocent Soohyun, tells Elijah “Next time, can we speak casually so we can get closer. Or you can just call me by my name.” (English subs). Well Soohyun tells her Elijah can call her unnie next time they meet and speaking casually doesn’t mean you drop honorifics (you wouldn't do that unless...well married to that person lol) but more like you can call me unnie and you don't need to be rigid with me in speech. If you watch this scene you can see Elijah stops herself from telling her something, maybe holding her laugh. I mean seriously watch that scene. There is a reason Gaon is like ""hmm that would be good" because he knows.
And of course Elijah drops the bomb that is “I don’t want to. I’m not a child anymore.” Seriously given that she never uses honorifics with Yohan and Gaon, this intends to be a very funny scene as I mentioned while children are given more leverages with honorifics, the moment you are an adult, you are supposed to be very careful about how you use language. Elijah uses somewhat a formal language with Soohyun and does it as if she is always like that, proper and rigid when it comes to social proprierity.
Of course this is an act on her part which is understandable. Elijah is secluded from the world, from the society. She doesn't have anyone close to her like, like an unnie and Soohyun offers that to her. In the shopiing mall scene, another funny scene is lost in the translation. Elijah tells the person in the store "pack this one for ahjumma" and Soohyun looks around, looking for the ahjumma. And then she gets it "Oh I'm the ahjumma." Now Elijah knows that Soohyun isn't one but what else she would call her? Again you see that, she doesn't assume the proximity with her like she does with Gaon. Later she starts to call her unnie (so cute) to Yohan's shock and dismay. Elijah assumed that promixity with a person? is probably what he is thinking. It must be the 13th episode I believe.
If you have read until the point, you might see that there is a pattern. Both Gaon and Yohan allows her some laxity. But what about Yohan and Gaon? As I mentioned, Gaon drops the honorifics in the spur of the moment when they quarrel, the first offense is in the 4th episode. Gaon starts off using formal endings and then from "don't be hypocritical" part, he is using the informal endings. 당신 (you) is a cherry on top in that way. I was wrong about the episode and the order above, so apologies for that. Yohan smirks when Gaon uses informal language and calls him a monster though, that part is still true. I believe Yohan in that scene liked the fact that Gaon is no longer hiding under some pretense.
One thing I'd like to correct is that Gaon's informal speech when they quarrel is different from dropping them after establishing a relationship and therefore being more comfortable with each other. It is him being irreverent, for the sake of showing Yohan that now the relations have been soured. Gaon does the same thing with the professor in the last episode, which must be obvious. But with Yohan, it is a series of offenses on his part that Yohan doesn't seem to have any problem with. There is one fanfic writing, I don't remember which one who actually brought it up in one fic and I was floored.
If you want to nerd about the use of 당신, check this one out. It explains it better than I can.
I don't know how many words I have written but given that this show is set in dystopian Korea, the whole idea behind honorifics = respect, filial piety, the reverent cursoms/traditions has been... a thing of past. In the present conditions, most people of upper echelons of society know that their power is not limited to the titles they hold, the most obvious one is the pupper president case. That is why Jung Sunah slightly mocked Cha Kyung-Hee when she told her "she is a mere secretary" and threw her words back to her when Kyung-Hee needed her help. Sunah knows that she is not merely a secretary of course and Cha Kyung-Hee only had an inkling of what happens behind the closed doors of Foundation and she still operated with the yesterday's rules. Of course she was in the wrong.
In some ways, the characters are constantly making mockery of formality whether it is in speech or their interactions. Yohan's whole schtick, Sunah killing the Chairman and I can write a whole essay about the scene where Sunah drags Chairman to another room only to punch him), the President thinking he somehow has the upperhand and then being put to his place...It shows the hierarchy in that society is no longer adhering the rules of yesterday.
In that case, again I agree with @xxcaribbean, Yohan is certainly in a position to be disillusioned by the aspect of the language as an extension of the disillusionment with the society, as there is enough evidence in the shows that Yohan's father hides his monstrosity under the guise of respectability that comes from wealthy and flashy - the house, the maids, the names. I don't think he would be %100 okay with the fact that let's say, K or lawyer Ko, using informal speech with him but again, in Yohan's worldview, only two people are given more leverages than others and it is Elijah and Gaon, the latter being receiving end of so many leverages that if it doesn't make you go "mmm" a little, I'd advise you to watch the show again.
(The last thing I want to say is that is that up until the last part, Sunnah calls Yohan 도련님. This, in itself, is odd as again ~님 indicates respect but Sunnah's behaviour has nothing to do with respect. This, I believe, also enforces that "what you see isn't what you get" notion.)
Loved reading this analysis!! Ngl, it’s making me want to pick up Korean again so I’ll have a better understanding and appreciation of dramas when I watch them
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imagine. you are kang yohan, the bastard son of an evil billionaire who physically and emotionally abuses you at every turn. you are branded a monster when you are a mere child, still grappling with an intense sense of loneliness, abandonment, uncertainty. you are desperate to prove your loyalty and sincerity to your peers but you somehow always end up being not enough, of always accidentally expressing your care in the wrong way. you are ostracised by everyone you know just because you haven't learned the right social vocabulary, just because you have no precedent for emotional availability and hence don't know how to be emotionally available yourself. your half-brother is the only one who shows you compassion, the only one who treats you like you're human, like you are worthy of being loved, but then he dies too, and you are once again alone in this world, once again desolate and abandoned. except, you now have a niece who's dependent on you, a niece who you are trying to fiercely protect from a truth that might destroy her. once again, you don't know how to show her you care, you don't know how to communicate with her beyond leaving her to her own devices and occassionally exchanging snarky banter (though the snark always has barely concealed affection laced within it).
and then in waltzes kim gaon, beautiful, charming, principled, pure. you don't expect him to take your world by storm and yet here he is, throwing himself in front of a bullet for you, moving into your house and cooking you elaborate meals every single day, waiting until you get home before having dinner because dinner is always a family affair, doting on your neice and giving her the unbridled love she has always deserved, doting on the housecat and instantly winning over both the house help and the house ai system. gaon cares, and gaon knows that you care, and even when he's pinning you against the wall and calling you a monster, he always stays. he always wakes up the next morning and makes you coffee, always tags along behind you when you're executing yet another one of your deranged revenge schemes. even when he decides to (briefly) move out, he cooks you yet another elaborate meal, makes sure there is enough to last you for days. kim gaon makes your huge, ostentatious, eternally lonely manor feel like home and suddenly you cannot imagine a home without kim gaon in it. suddenly, you catch yourself daydreaming about building a future with gaon, with elijah, with all three of you together, a family. he'll take care of you, even if it's rotten work (not to him, not if its you). he'll take care of you. and you don't know what to do with yourself anymore.
I love this, though, because my favorite thing about Superman is he isn’t Batman. I love Batman too, but Superman isn’t a dude who decided to live his life in pursuit of a vendetta against society when he was eight and then just did nothing for the next two decades but get super jacked, become the world’s greatest detective, and memorize every strategy used by every winner in every field of competition in history. Superman is a very good-hearted person who knows how to bale hay, use AP Stylebook, and break meteors into manageable bite-sized pieces by hitting them real hard. And I’m not saying Superman isn’t smart. He’s a bright guy, he’s just not like, one of the celebrated geniuses of the DC Universe. The best thing about Superman is he is basically a normal dude who happens to be orders of magnitude stronger than anyone else. Normal dudes have brain farts. Normal dudes are presented with a life-or-death situation they have less than four seconds to resolve and make a decision that is not optimal. Normal dudes aren’t typically asked to rescue a child from a 10,000 ton machine bearing down on him at 85mph, but if they were, they would probably sometimes panic a little and do dumb shit like ruin a train when they could have just whisked the child to safety.
I think sometimes Superman makes the wrong decision, not necessarily to the result of extreme catastrophe, but something like this, where everyone is standing around clapping and cheering and the kid’s parents are weeping in gratitude and they want to pose for a picture for the 6 o’ clock news with Superman and the conductor, and in the crowd someone is like “Why didn’t he fly the kid out of the way?” and rather than rolling with the fact that the emperor is naked his friend just says “Shut up, Drew, it’s Superman.”
And then, because I also love Batman for very different reasons, I imagine that later on the same day Bruce Wayne gets a phone call and Clark Kent is like “Hey, Wayne, I uh, need a favor.”
“Do you now.”
“Yeah, I, uh, kind of owe the Union Pacific Railroad $60,000.”
“Oh, and why’s that?”
“Come on, don’t do this to me. It was all over the news.”
“I’m prepared to write you a no-strings-attached check for the full amount on the condition that you explain your entire thought process from beginning to end.”
Anyway, that’s why I like Superman.
this is god tier commentary
a handful of iwaoi
Guess who ships BokuAka from here to the end of the world.
Few days ago I read this Haikyuu!! coffeeshop AU fanfic - tea-stained polaroids by dalyeau and it was so sweet that I couldn’t help myself. It made my day bright and sunny and, believe me, it was a veryveryvery bad day before.
You can’t stop me from drawing cute mwahahahahahaha
Oh, and Akaashi is actually a master of Photoshop and the bestest in his photography class so he managed to unblur that one photo (▰˘◡˘▰)
maybe one day i will draw small iwaoi and won’t even add any knee injuries or bandaids on them…today is not that day
bokutoweek2020 day 1: ponytail bokuto makes his return in a firefighter au :D
Can someone please tell me (without spoilers please) if reading In Another Life will break me because I’ve been avoiding it for forever but low-key I wanna read it but THE WARNING TAG and the fact that I get emotional real quick puts me off but like it has to be good right!! But I’m genuinely worried I won’t recover from the pain of it
Imagine a Batfam Half-blood/PJ&tO AU where the dark- haired Batkids all have different divine parents but the same mortal father: Bruce.
Dick and Jason are both the result of a threesome with Aphrodite and Ares. Bruce was fairly young at the time, finishing up his globe-hopping, and the divine lovers seemed as keen to fight over him as they were to seduce and share him. Then Dick came along and was delivered to Wayne Manor, and Ares got jealous of Aphrodite for producing such a beautiful child with their shared lover. So he took some time to learn the trick Athena uses to make kids and triumphantly returned a few years later to present Bruce with Jason.
And then promptly fucked off again ‘cause, you know. Fucking gods.
Cass’s divine parent is Harpocrates, a minor god of secrets, silence, and confidentiality. Bruce has no idea when or how he met this god, though he suspects it might have been on patrol. All he knows for sure is that Cass turned up one day already old enough to walk and do things for herself and just made herself at home. She’s mute, but has the power to transmit meaning and emotion to others. It’s a little unsettling though, so she generally prefers alternate means of communication.
Bruce caught Athena’s eye on accident. She’d taken mortal form to attend a conference at Wayne Enterprises. Bruce struck up a conversation, and before you know it they were having lunch and then dinner while discussing everything from scientific discoveries to the moral philosophy of war. Athena finds herself so inspired by him that she conjures up Tim as a brainchild and sends him to Bruce as a gift. At this point Bruce just goes with his weird life and accepts the little bundle of joy.
Damian turns up much much later and is the only one of Bruce’s kids with a mortal mother, though Talia claims the al'Ghul line includes the legacy of both Zeus and Hades. In practice though, Damian’s otherworldly-ness is more comparable to the House of Life, as he’s a magician who can wield divine power….just not of the Egyptian gods. No, the al'Ghul legacy is older than that, and darker, going back before history to ancient pacts with gods long forgotten. There is power in Damian’s blood, and it scares him. Scares them all.
Better just to pretend he’s a son of Hecate and leave it at that, at least outside the family.
Alfred, like Bruce (despite all evidence to the contrary) is utterly mortal, a normal human. But, in wrangling and loving all these demigods and maintaining their home, he’s earned the favor of Hestia. He even takes secret tea with the goddess, once in a blue moon. No one else knows, but then, no one really needs to.
Guess who ships BokuAka from here to the end of the world.
Few days ago I read this Haikyuu!! coffeeshop AU fanfic - tea-stained polaroids by dalyeau and it was so sweet that I couldn’t help myself. It made my day bright and sunny and, believe me, it was a veryveryvery bad day before.
You can’t stop me from drawing cute mwahahahahahaha
Oh, and Akaashi is actually a master of Photoshop and the bestest in his photography class so he managed to unblur that one photo (▰˘◡˘▰)
maybe one day i will draw small iwaoi and won’t even add any knee injuries or bandaids on them…today is not that day
flowers probably bloom when Oikawa smiles sincerely…so does Iwa:D
bokutoweek2020 day 1: ponytail bokuto makes his return in a firefighter au :D