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The Bowery Presents
Jules of Nature
Sweet Seals For You, Always
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
Show & Tell
gracie abrams
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Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
sheepfilms
shark vs the universe
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@commodoreshock
Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture
In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis
the way that people critique "the western family" drives me completely up the wall because 1 the implication, often intentional, that families in eg India, china are actually good + woke 2 the fact that most people are qualifying "western" because they are afraid of being accused of being racist/imperialist so they instead imagine a mythical East of englightment
#Everyone dreams of a society where women do unpaid labor to raise children and care for the elderly <3
my endpaper illustrations for the Illumicrate editions of Song of the Lioness ✨
one of my favourite childhood series, it was such a dream to work on these!!
I've got a crush on you 💘
patreon // buy prints here
its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis
his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!
ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!
🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱
do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.
the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.
🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions
🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall
🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.
a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.
a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.
I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱
Ella Fitzgerald in the midst of a soulful performance at Mr. Kelly's nightclub in Chicago, Illinois, ca. 1958.
and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3
Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3
70s ICONS. Linda Ronstadt and The Gorn sing "You're No Good" on an episode of The Sonny & Cher Show in 1974.
Prince (1989)
She is very lonely
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sandra cisneros
Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell
[Image description: letter to the editor from a magazine (no title or date information visible). It reads:
"Given that 99.9% of us are incapable of making a record of any description, I think it is grossly unfair that artistes who have achieved a solitary success on the hit parade are insultingly referred to as 'One-Hit Wonders'. Let me assure your readers that, had I written Kung Fu Fighting, I would spend every waking hour waving my cock around and referring to everyone I met as 'no-hit cunts'.
Author: Kevin Casewell-Jones, Gresford.
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What's Next For Mitch McConnell?
Actual news about his health status.
The same vague press statement they've released five times already.
AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)
Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's
Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.
I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)
I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.
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archived on 2009-04-27 12:03:30
just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon
okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long
LINDSEY GRAHAM ?
