CompactCoven

Mainly here to play some fun games, find some books, and use my Computer Information Science degree to make dumb things

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[honeydewcorporation]

I-it can't be! I've been jerking off her afterimage this whole time?? Just how fast is she??

[noosferik]

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

[azuremist]

Heterosexual sex scene written by a woman but as you read it, it slowly becomes clear that the woman writing it is blatantly more attracted to the woman in the sex scene

[azuremist]

I literally do not remember writing this post.

[azuremist]

Ah.

[artdeath]

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

[weapons-grade-spork]

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

[maybemoonbeams]

[meme-loving-stuck]

NEVER HAS HOMESTUCK BEEN SO UNEXPECTEDLY RELEVANT

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[bootlegging-tiktok]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[jotaillustrator]

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[caffichai]

Ho ho ho, merry 4/20!

[andouilles]

silly walk

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[andouilles]

valentines art of andou and jekky ❤