Completely Correct RWBY Quotes

All of these quotes 300% are canon don't @ me

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Yang: You never realise what you had until it's gone...

Ruby: Yang I'll buy you more orange juice it's okay

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Pyrrha: And once you subscribe to this workout routine for a regular period of time, you'll have muscles like mine!

Weiss: I would absolutely like those muscles please,,,

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Ruby: This is my sister, Yang Xiao Long!

Yang: Hiya!

Ruby: This is my sister-in-law, Blake Belladonna!

Blake: Hi.

Ruby: And this is Wife Schnee!

Weiss: A pleasure to--sorry could you say that again Ruby?

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Blake: And here's your soup. Would you like a spoon?

Yang: Absolutely, but only if I can be big spoon!

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Ruby: What the duck?

Weiss: Don't you mean 'fuck'?

Ruby: Autocorrect changed it once and I've just been saying it since.

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Yang: Hey babe, I got something today to spice up our relationship!

Blake: Is it spicy tuna?

Yang, hiding the can of spicy tuna she just bought: lol no

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Weiss: I hope Professor Port feels better. He cancelled class today due to fatigue and illness.

Ruby: Really? That's awful!

Weiss: Yeah, apparently he's sick and tired of us all.

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Qrow: I like men.

James: Oh good-

Qrow: Men in Tights. What a good movie.

Qrow: Also the guys in it are super hot.

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Blake: Yang hold my hand during the scary parts okay?

Yang: But Blake you love this-

Blake: Hold it.

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Jaune: *sneezes*

Weiss: Shut the fuck up

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Blake: Thanks everyone for making it to our first book club meeting! Now let's start by talking about our favourite book for a bit. Weiss, would you start?

Weiss: Well, my favourite book has a fantastic foreword by the publisher about the publication details, and is several hundred pages of enthralling information about the world in which we-

Ruby: It's an Atlas, we get it!

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Weiss: Blake, why is Yang pouting?

Blake: We were having a compliment battle and I won.

Weiss: Okay? So then why is she pouting?

Blake: Because it's over.

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Yang: Ruby, what are you wearing.

Ruby: It's a beret. I'm French now, Yang.

Blake: Ruby that's now how that-

Ruby: This is Croissant Rose.

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Ruby: Hm...is ketchup a sauce or a smoothie?

Yang: Smoothie, no doubt about it.

Blake: I'm sorry but you're wrong. It's a sauce.

Weiss: See now this is why I don't like being seen in public with you all.

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Weiss: I'm so hungry!

Ruby: Would you like me to make you a BDSM?

Weiss: EXCUSE ME?

Ruby: You know, a bacon-dijon mustard-salami-mayo sandwich?

Weiss: Either you're fucking with me or I hate your diet.

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Yang: I legally cannot say the f-word.

Weiss: Why not?

Ruby, who will make $100 if Yang says fuck: Yeah Yang why not?

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Weiss: Drat!

Yang: Whoa! Watch the harsh language there, Weiss! There are kids around!

Weiss: I’m Sorry What the Fuck Did You Say to Me Yang ‘Grapes’ Xiao Long?