Completely Correct T&B Quotes

Quotes definitely said in Tiger & Bunny because the cast is ridiculous. 

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Ivan: You said I could come to you if I had any questions.

Kotetsu: Sure.

Ivan: What is 'the clitoris'?

Kotetsu: ...

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Kotetsu: *makes 'I don't know' noise*

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Barnaby: Retire? Kotetsu, we're supposed to die together. Me in a big explosion, and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect.

Kotetsu: ...not gonna happen.

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Karina: I kinda want to take you on stupid dates, and have sex with you, and spend every morning waking up next to you but I also kinda want to stab you multiple times for making me feel emotions.

Kotetsu: ...

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Hi!!

SO OBVIOUSLY, it was not my intention to be gone this long, but A LOT has been happening in my life- new job, new country, new boyfriend who a lot of people hate (it’s like going out with Sasuke).

I am so so sorry for being away so long, I don’t really have a legit excuse, but I promise I’ll be trying to update again soon. Thank you for sticking with me so far and if you’ve left....I get it bro and broesses....

BUT ANYWAY YEAH

Hoping to get some posts up tomorrow or today and get this blog back up and running. It’ll probably be a slower standard than before, but I am hoping to start upkeeping it properly again and giving it the attention it deserves.

Sorry again.

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Sorry guys, I’m not trying to be absent, I’m just moving to another country soon (but for real this time lol) and it’s taking up a lot of my time.

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Lunatic: You can trust me.

Kotetsu: I don't even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.

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Kotetsu: So you remember that time you were really mad at me?

Barnaby: You mean right now?

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Barnaby: We should get back to the van and get patched up. Come on.

Kotetsu: I can't move, I broke my leg. Remember?

Barnaby: That hardly seems like a big deal. You hardly use your legs anyway. I've never heard of a grown man asking for so many piggyback rides.

Kotetsu: I told you that was for science.

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Kotetsu: You okay, man?

Barnaby: No. Not at all, actually. But thanks for asking. Appreciate it.

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Kotetsu: Hey Fire Emblem?

Nathan: Huh?

Kotetsu: I'm having dinner with Barnaby tomorrow night, do you wanna come?

Nathan: Sure. Yeah, he's kinda sexy.

Kotetsu: Oh no, no, I'll be there too.

Nathan: Okay so, we'll just come up with some kind of signal if it's going well so you can take off.

Kotetsu: No Fire Emblem! I need you there for support.

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Hey guys, I’m still alive. I was just away for a month. Lol. Sorry.

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Keith: So gang, are we ready to rock?

Barnaby: No.

Karina: Not particularly.

Keith: That's the spirit!

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Barnaby: Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom.

Barnaby: Peace out, homies.

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Keith: I really made love to the pooch on this one.

Pao Lin: ...screwed the pooch?

Keith: I don't like that term. It's too vulgar.

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Kotetsu: Bunny, you haven't been mean to me all day, is it something I've done?

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Kotetsu: We know each other better than anyone! We finish each others senten...

Barnaby: ...

Kotetsu:...ces