Daily Tomfuckery

[hopepunk-humanity]

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

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Ye.

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So we all know what a headcanon is right? Not- So what's the opposite of it? Normal Canon? I present the ASSCON ... Where you find something with little or no plot relevance ... And arbitrarily decide what actually happened ... It was that that or asscannon.

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

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"The Consequences will find me if I don't first."

[tmcb]

Visit Original Link

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What wonderful speakers... yurp Finally can enjoy these properly Maybe don't be blasting this at 12:14? In the morning?!?

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So Nemona... The real villains were the friends we made along the way? wuh... Wasn't there a song about that?

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Steph's college dormmate: Okay, fuck marry kill, Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood

Stephanie: I'm killing all of them, thanks

Steph: Hey Bruce, no hard feelings, okay? But if I ever kill you just know that it’s because I really, really don’t want to marry you.

Bruce: *is trying to unpack that statement*

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

This is gold. Steph’s roommate is probably thinking Steph is gonna be Gotham’s next big rogue or something

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Steph’s roommate: If you became a villain what would your villain name be? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Steph:

Steph: *pulls up an entire folder of options Jason helped her make once when she was really annoyed with Bruce*

Steph: Okay, so this one…

Steph’s roommate: Just remember me fondly is all I ask.

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

Jason helped?…

New Idea: Whenever Bruce pisses off one of the BatKids a new “Hood” appears with a different color scheme to terrorize criminals in a non-Batman approved manner. Steph has now become the Purple Hood.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

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I mean, you snooze you lose…

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[xy-is-i]

Dick is obviously the blue hood. Kane called dibs on the orange hood. Barbara claims indigo. Oh, Tim might think that sense Cass is the black hood he can be the white one? Nope. That's Alfred. It's actually just a small pin Jason gave him that Alfred wears when he's particularly fed up with Bruce, but it still counts! Plus, do you really wanna try getting out Gotham stains from a white uniform. Yikes.

And together they are the Rainbow Hoods! Which is funny until you realize that they are just pissed off Bat's who are working with the Red Hood... then it gets scary. For the criminals, at least. The goonunion has set up a rainbow alert for when there is a certain number or more of hoods out at night. It's like a weather alert in the way ot warns them to just stay home that night.

[hedgehogcryptid]

I love the idea that's there's nothing as terrifying for the gotham criminal population than a bat that has eschewed parental supervision

[piedpiperart]

So basically they’re power rangers now

I’d like to think that all the other hoods are just basic color outfits right, but Tim? No he’s gonna outshine them all with his pink power ranger suit. He’s going all out but he’s also gonna be the most stylish.

Ngl it makes everyone else try to step up their game without making it obvious they’re jealous of the pink hoods outfit.

Tim would rock the pink like Sharpay, princess Peach, this dude is glamorous and everyone knows it.

Crime happening? You better hope the pink one doesn’t show up

[britcision]

The rainbow codes are used not only to refer to which hoods are out, they gradiate in terms of severity

So you get “light” if there’s one new Hood, “mid” and their colours mixed for two, “dark” for three etc

Unless Pink Hood shows up

There is no modifier for Code Pink

The fucking JOKER will go home if there’s a call that the Pink Hood is out, Code Pink is “go home or die”

[ailithnight]

My only issue with this is the implication that Tim, our Canon unhinged bisexual, would be upset at being made the Pink Hood.

I think it'd be more fun if Tim was the first Other Hood and claimed Pink from the beginning. He choose that. It's his and you couldn't pry it from his cold dead hands.

Besides, of all the Bats (not Jason), Tim would absolutely be the first to have a villain arc. Batman takes Tim's coffee/tells him to go to bed and suddenly Pink Hood is prowling the streets. Man's only moral code is 'Don't be Gun Batman'.

Also, very important question here, what shade of pink are we talking? We talking Hot Pink, Baby Pink, Bi Pride Pink?

[britcision]

So getting blood stains out of pink sucks cuz I have had soooo many more fading problems on pink, even with cold water (which is how you get blood stains out)

So the answer is he starts Hot Pink, becomes Bi Pride Pink, and lordy help the goons if he’s gotten to Baby Pink because it means he has been SWIMMING in blood

[incrediblyaccuratethoughts]

Pink Hood is also one sneaky son of a bitch and it baffles. Everyone.

Tim's out here in neon fucking colors, not seemingly trying to hide but it'll be a cold day in hell before he doesn't get the drop on someone.

He's essentially one of those asshole cop cars that hides under the bridge with a speed trap and you don't know they're there untill you're fucked.

No one is safe. (Except Cass)

Batman is a little unsettled at this clear show of talent, and frustrated that Tim refuses to use it as Red Robin.

Tim claims it's 'Revenge Fuelled' and 'Can Only Be Brought Out In Times Of Great Need'.

Jason calls bullshit, but won't be caught dead (again) admitting that to Bruce. It's a Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss world after all, and Jason's fucking THRIVING on Tim's Villan Era.

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What if they were magical girls?

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Power Rangers are magical girls...

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What! No? Wh...

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Search your feelings you know it to be true

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It has been aproximently 3 hours since we figured out how to legally exploit children.

...for money.

... Morally of course.

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/srs or /jk? ¿Por qué no los dos?

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Life is ALWAYS a joke. You just need to find the punchline.

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DAY 1

Guide to not Spiraling into the Fucking Abyss

Step 1 Suffer

Step 2 Fuck around

Step 3 Find out Step 4 Overdose on Knowledge Step 5 Establish the Connection Step 6 A S C E N D