We All Know He Has Em’

Side blog dedicated to the Batfam, but more importantly our skunk haired zombie boy. Main Blog: osososworld

[elirium]

2026 Tiny Robin Update

[green-lantern-apologist]

Part 7 Jaykyle podcast

Part 6

Jason: I'm taking ur dad in the divorce (hal)

Kyle: You can't have Hal in the divorce, you already have Carol

Jason: It's either him or ur mom

Kyle: You absolutely can NOT have my mom

Jason: Guess I'm taking Hal then

Kyle: This is a really complex plan to finally have 2 parents again

Jason: A child of divorce like I was always meant to be

Kyle: I mean if we got divorced, we are continuing the cycle

Jason: Perfect. We have to get a child and then divorce

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Jason: You ever think about how you are the sugar baby of the green lanterns

Kyle: Ex-fucking-cuse me?

Jason: Yeah, like you got ur ring right? You are the youngest. And the other lanterns like sponsor and train you and shit, once they weren't dead or insane and they feel really guilty about how you stared out being a lantern so they always keep pity snacks and trinkets for you.

Kyle: Holy shit, they do do that. But that's not really sugar baby energy, that's like getting a divorce and throwing guilt money at your children to make up for emotional neglect. Or like an estranged uncle

Jason: OH MY GOD

Jason: You are the green lantern corps' Splenda Nephew

Kyle: That's is not a thing

Jason: It is now

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Jason: Can you even count to 2?

Kyle: 2 is the number of dead parents u have

Jason: Lol I have more than that

[green-lantern-apologist]

Part 6

Part 5

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Kyle: If you don't think dowsing rods are real, it's going to be my mission when I die to help people find treasure

Kyle: So if they don't work now, they will in two months

Jason: Two months???

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*Playing Among us, Kyle is imposter and wins, somehow*

Jason: YOU'RE THE MURDER. I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH

Kyle: Chat, am I in danger rn?

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Kyle: The viewers want to know: Which hero has the best ass?

Jason: Everyone would say nightwing, but it's public knowledge that he got a BBL in Jump City when he was on the titans

Jason: So the 1st Green Lantern ig

Kyle: *horrified*

Jason: You're second tho, don't worry babe<3

Kyle: *gagging in the background*

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[roseworth]

one reason i think we need to kill all straight people is because jason and rose got fucking married in the dceased universe. youre telling me that there was an apocalypse all over the world and everyone died and for some reason jason and rose said "you know what we really need? a ceremony that legally binds us to each other."

[roseworth]

on the other hand,

[dictearchive]

[oneswordstyle]

fixing his hair

[krkryuuu]

Cutesy little jaykyle stuff I drew for a animation meme I did

[grakkie]

Duke appreciation, let him interact with his siblings more often dc 🙏

[asterair]

countdown trio!!

[ineveryfandom]

Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single

Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that

Jason: you? of all people?

Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment

Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes

Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox

Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass

Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn

Bruce:

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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:

Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:

Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:

Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:

Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan: what

Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:

Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead:

[bingusmyboy]

Keep up!

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[dictearchive]

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

Hello, I apologize for the inconvenience.

I am not asking for a lot of money, I only need 70 euros to buy a medicine called Depalept to treat muscle spasms for my brother samer.

@hazemsuhail

https://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-help-needed-a-journey-from-gaza-to-safety

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[artisfaction]

Sightseeing in Gotham (2): The fall

Part 1 here.

And a close up