An introduction :)
Avery. Avery, Look
"I- Derek what is this?"
A blog. I made it.
"And why did you make it…? Also, 'comput-der?' Really?"
For when I get bored. And don't insult my naming skills :(

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@comput-der
An introduction :)
Avery. Avery, Look
"I- Derek what is this?"
A blog. I made it.
"And why did you make it…? Also, 'comput-der?' Really?"
For when I get bored. And don't insult my naming skills :(
derek gets a turtle in chapter 3
The wretched creature in question./j
snippet from chapter three of the 5+1 (the fic hasnt been abandoned. trust)
(we still doing the arg cross over episode that no one asked for moon)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yea think I'm sure
[wait shouldn't you tell Avery???]
Also brought the kid back to my apartment so he wouldn't uhhh well die
👍👍👍👍
(yayay đź’Ż)
"Tell me what?"
An anon found a random child on the streets. And apparently wants me to meet him.
"...What?"
I said the same thing.
"Is he alright? Wait— He's in your apartment!?"
That ... That's a good question I don't know why I haven't asked that. You said he was in a hospital gown, right? Do you know why he was in the hospital?
well I found Micha on the streets but they were in a hospital gown (did he escape a hospital??)
The kid seem traumatized
And Abt his parents NO IDEA
Okay. Um. And you want ME to meet this child?
What's Avery home screen wallpaper?
"It's kinda just the generic windows wallpaper. Yknow, the one with the grass? Derek asked for it."
My grass :)
old-man max guys. Sit on ur porch and read that newspaper. It's good for.the cortisol and the soul.
What newspaper?
"...What if I don't have a porch?"
We could go to the park, maybe?
"Still doesn't solve the newspaper problem, though...But, yeah, I could bring the laptop to the park so that you can come."
hey uhhhhh Derek I found a child
His name is Micha
Uhhhhhh would you like to meet the child
idk wht to do with children
Oh. I'm not the best with children, but I guess I could meet him? Actually, Where did you stumble upon a random child??? Where are his parents???
self sacrifice as a concept to thy is absolutely and utterly idiotic
-Not the king in yellow
...
"I mean, you are a bit self-sacrificial, Der."
Avery. Avery you Can't be siding with "not the the king in yellow."
"...Okay, you have a point there. Is that actually him or—"
I don't know, Aves.
Not sure if it's been asked before, but since somebody asked about Avery: d3rlord3, why did you chose for your minecraft skin to be a knight?
-🦊
Knights are heroic, confident, Everything that I never was or failed to be when I was alive. Also, red is my favorite color.
Ay Derek. Since you can like, instacart things to Avery's apartment. Could you not also instacart over like, PC parts or something? Like. get yourself a better PC to live in yk?
Actually. Which part of the PC are you tied to? Is it all the parts or like, just the CPU? The motherboard? What happens if that part wears out and dies? They all do over time eventually.
I don't know? It's never crossed my mind, really. Plus, I wouldn't want to bother Avery with it. He already does enough for me. As for what part of the laptop I'm tied to, I think it's all of the parts, maybe. The computer has shut down before, and I've been relatively fine.
Avery, why did you decide to have a slime skin in minecraft?
"I used to have pet slimes in Minecraft, and, uh, he looks cool. That's pretty much it."
How would that work?? Slimes are hostile, right?
"...I attempted to have pet slimes in Minecraft. Oh- And I have the shirt in real life, that's another reason."
Your fashion sense is terrible.
Derek and Avery, if you had to pick, would you rather fight a duck sized bear or a bear sized duck?
A duck sized bear.
"...A bear sized duck."
??? Why? There's no reasonable explanation for that.
"Exactly."
Derekkkkkkkk
If you had to pick an animal to be forever outside of the computer and in the real world what animal would it be?
Forever? A cat, maybe. Or a squid, those are also fun.
"Those are two wildly different animals..."
What are you favorite genres of games to play?
(Sorry if that’s already been asked, I kinda forgot exactly what has or hasn’t been asked)
- blackberry anon
Adventure games are fun, And horror games. I like anything where I can just walk around. Story-based games feel too constricting sometimes.
"I like fighting games! I started playing them a bunch after I kinda stopped playing Minecraft."
OOC: send asksđź‘€
More Souls and Screens thoughts.
Derek can “play” the games on Avery’s computer, often treating them like worlds of their own. What does this mean if he finds the gates in every universe?
I touched on it in one of the fics, but I like to think that the gates exist in every game Derek plays, he just has to search hard enough.
Some are more obvious than others, and upon opening them the computer just crashes, unable to be turned back on for hours.
Imagine Avery just sitting in front of a black screen, thinking that he’s somehow lost Derek for a second time.
Imagine a sprite version of Fake!Avery. A hodgepodge of other game sprites with a green/yellowish tint to it. It stumbles across the desktop with no purpose whatsoever.
Ooc: more stuff realated 2 the last ask (kinda an explanation on the doors)
Souls and Screens Fake!Avery being some weird photobashed equivalent of Smile Dog or smth. Like, a flash of a messed up sprite when Avery opens a file, only to immediately have the contents of the book from the church become full screened. SaS Derek is inspired by rpgmaker sprites, visual novels, and deskpets, so I think it'd be cool if SaS Fake!Avery was inspired by those old, bad creepypastas and chainmail messages. You know, the ones that always mention "hyper realistic" eyes and such, things like that. I remember being in love with a game called "It's Snowing" a few years ago. It's a pretty short game but the sprites and jump scares are just so cool, especially if you know what happens in it (not gonna spoil it, obvi). I've always admired the mechanics in it, because they're so simple but so effective.
The end of the game has these really, really fun jump scares. They're just well edited faces, more unsettling than anything else, but they work so well and I feel like something similar to that would be really fun for SaS Fake!Avery.
yo you dont needa watch the video or anything. just look at the face in the thumbnail (not the sprite) and look at how Cool the photo editing is. like its literally just grayscale with some extra stuff and yet its so Cool! look at the eyes!!!! like, it's so Fun! it's such a fun jump scare!!!!!! like just imagine something like that with fakevery in the computer like omgggggggg
OOC: Rambles somewhat related to the last ask. Still mostly an idea