𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 @computerizedpervert - Tumblr Blog

”you should show me all your bracelets and explain what they all mean to you”

…bend over im getting you pregnant

I don't like getting into discourse here, however...

I'm fucking tired of the hate-fueled revisionism on the trans Community. Yeah, obviously, the term that literally means trans-attracted trans person is exclusively about trans women, sure, yeah, don't mind that isn't what it has meant since it's beggining...

dread-solomon

*Puts on an extremely sarcastic voice*

Hello, my name is World's Most Privileged Trans Man, and I have some things to say about transandrophobia.

First of all, you trenders- I mean transandrobros, might not know this, but testosterone is soooo much more powerful than estrogen, so when you start T you pass instantly. I know this, because when I started T at 12 years old, I looked like all the other boys in my class, right after my first shot!

Also, abortion bans don't even affect us, because you can just get a hysterectomy. You should have been trying to get one anyway, since getting pregnant is only for women. If your insurance denies you, just have your parents pay for it like mine did!

I make a lot of money at my job where my colleagues make sexist jokes like I'm "one of the guys", and therefore so do you. I have never felt unsafe with a doctor or police officer, and therefore neither have you. I refuse to believe that anyone could have a different experience than me so they are just being a whiny baby, and I refuse to admit that being upper middle class, white, able bodied, and cis passing, might have a little more baring on my blissfully privileged life, rather than my True Male Soul

*Takes off my sarcastic voice*

This is how all these dudes sound to me, like, cool man, glad your life rules, this still does not accurately reflect the lived experience of 90% of trans men/mascs

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gayvampyr

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

computerizedpervert

yall omg i read all of lotr like 8 times before i turned 12 💔

burymealllive

does any1 on here know where to buy ethically sourced taxidermy, oddities, and wet specimen? I’ve been looking and I haven’t really found much.

inthejunipergrove

"Shhh puppy, don't fight it. Fuck, there you go, just let it happen. God you're so tight puppy, it's like you were made for me, like you're nothing more than just a toy for me to use. Oh don't cry puppy, it's ok, I'll take good care of you, just lie back and try and enjoy this, either way I know I will. What're you whimpering about now? Let you go? Oh poor puppy, you're mine now, you're not going anywhere."

frozen-autumns

you tell your average "trans ally" cis feminist that you're a trans man, and there's a nonzero chance she might hit you with the "oh, you look so convincing that I'd cover my drink around you!"

...sorry, you don't like being told you look like a rapist? but I'm being gender affirming! telling you that you look just like a real man! don't tell me you're "not all men"ing me. you're just like the rest of them. maybe you actually ARE a future rapist if my suspicion upsets you so much. you're so lucky I'm even entertaining you. man up and take it on the chin, or go back to being a girl if you're too much of a bitch for that.

(thus you leave the conversation feeling, well, it's better than being misgendered, I guess.)

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

bean-of-cheese

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do we not remember the years of calling trans mens' voices on T "the tranny voice" or do you not care about trans men enough to have even known.

computerizedpervert

god forbid that i use a slur that directly affects ME and my community that i am a PART of

like do these people think that men cannot be opressed

do they realise men of color, disabled men, queer men, idfk men of literally any other opressed group do in fact exost and that its not just women and (AFAB ONLY) nb people (who they prob see as women with extra steps anyways) that can experience opression

bean-of-cheese

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do we not remember the years of calling trans mens' voices on T "the tranny voice" or do you not care about trans men enough to have even known.

muttlure

I love manual labor, i love the strain on my body, i love my boots and clothes being dirty, i love sweating, i love when my clothes stick to my shoulders because of it, i love the ache in my muscles [especially if it stays..], i love being able to carry heavy things, and being told to do so. I love being a cattle mutt. Im meanttt for itttt..

computerizedpervert

makes me feel like a proper strong man