Coding I2n't Ea2y

Seamus/M/21/Biromantic/ Glasgow, Scotland Web Developer Dependent human!Sollux for Skaia University AU

[gnosticbreeder]

No no no! I wasn’t saying that! I was just pointing it out is all, I’m sorry!

[computerlisp]

Eh, no worrie2. I wa2 ju2t kidding around. 2o, mind telling me what'2 up with the ear2?

[gnosticbreeder]

A human that types with a quirk? Huh, never seen that before. Hi Seamus, nice to meet you!

[computerlisp]

Ya got a problem with the way I type? By all mean2, I can leave.

[gnosticbreeder]

computerlisp started following you

Hi there! I don’t think I’ve seen an alternate of you before! My name’s Jade, what’s yours?

[computerlisp]

I'm a rare breed. Name'2 2eamu2. 2eamu2 Captor.

[computerlisp]

ONLINE

[wit-noise-deactivated20200831]

blarghablargablargha

Pachewy chomp bachompachomp?

[wit-noise-deactivated20200831]

Hahaha, are you drunk?

[computerlisp]

No! Who thfuk do ya think I am....

Ye2.

[wit-noise-deactivated20200831]

blarghablargablargha

Pachewy chomp bachompachomp?

[computerlisp]

Exactly. Ab2olutely perfect.

[wit-noise-deactivated20200831]

Aww yeh. Aaaaaawwwww yyyeeeeh,

[computerlisp]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

[wit-noise-deactivated20200831]

blarghablargablargha

Pachewy chomp bachompachomp?

[computerlisp]

Exactly. Ab2olutely perfect.

[fluxera]

Well don’t you sound like a faithful boyfriend. 

[computerlisp]

More than you realize. They're my world and I would never do anything to hurt them.

Ye2, "th3m".

[computerlisp]

ONLINE

[computerlisp]

IDLE FOR DINNER

[turntechgnostalgia-deactivated2]

[txt]: Yooooo, you got any Halloween plan2, Rox?

[txt]: me nd dave r goin out trickr treatin!

[txt]: hes a lame sheet ghost nd im madoka from pmmm!1

[txt]: hbu what r u doin??

[computerlisp]

[txt]: Totally got everything ready for my Lewi2 co2tume

[fluxera]

A killer smile you say? My, you just might be onto something.

I’m Rose. If you expect me to be anything like Roxy, though, or really any of my alternates, you’ll be disappointed I’m afraid.

[computerlisp]

I've never met an alternate of you, I don't think.

I don't really place expectation2 on people. I'm actually kinda glad to hear you're not like Roxy. I don't think I could deal with another pretty girl who act2 ju2t like my girlfriend, I'd probably confu2e my2elf.

[fluxera]

Figure that out all on your own, did you?

[computerlisp]

You 2hare a lot of qualitie2 with Roxy, even down to the killer 2mile. Pretty obviou2, if you a2k me.

Anyway, before I make my2elf to be an even ruder a22hole, my name i2 2eamu2, and it'2 nice to meet you.

[computerlisp]

thestrainofsanity started following you

I don't think we've met, but I have a 2trong 2u2picion you're a Lalonde.

[computerlisp]

2eem2 like a lot of effort to wa2te on 2omething. Why not try paying more attention to your good 2hit?

[voleuse-blog]

That would 8e a logical thing to do if not for the fact it is my wriggling day.

[computerlisp]

No offen2e, but that literally make2 the lea2t amount of 2en2e.

[computerlisp]

I'm totally jealous of all of you who  get to dress up and have fun today.

But I still hope you stay safe and enjoy yourselves :D

[voleuse-blog]

caliginousred

computerlisp

crankycrab

caudata

That’s another group, so introductions are in order.

Allow me to preface this 8y saying you’ve caught me at a 8ad time! It’s my wriggling day, and I am hard at work lamenting my every shortcoming and flaw. Accordingly, I might 8e ever-so-slightly less enthusiastic from usual, 8ut pro8a8ly not 8y much! Anyway, as I was saying.

I’m Vriska Serket, and I don’t recognize you.

[computerlisp]

2eem2 like a lot of effort to wa2te on 2omething. Why not try paying more attention to your good 2hit?