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Do you really want to see the kind of people that live there.

it's all part of the social experiment!

A loud curse breaks the mild silence of the street, the only other noises being the distant buzz of what he suspected to be locals, most likely leaving from shopping trips. Pausing, Dirk's gaze flicked to the broken down bike before him once more, eyebrows furrowing from behind the rims of his shades. Of course the only time he visits Washington, a completely unfamiliar area, it broke down- Just his luck, really. He tried the keys to the vehicle once more in a short wave of desperation to no avail, dropping them into the pocket of his jacket with a prolonged sigh. Surveying the street, he hesitated before entering the nearest open store, a relatively empty jewellers, expected considering the late hour. The shop itself was rather small, a branch he hadn't came across before. Then again, he never really actively seeked out jewellery in the past. To no surprise, he stuck out like a sore thumb; torn skinny jeans, worn out leather jacket, and dark helmet, hardly the expected attire of that in a store similar to this. Nevertheless, he continued to the back of the store, only stopping once he arrived at the cashiers desk, coughing to announce his presence to the cashier. "Hey. Sorry to intrude but I'm not exactly what you would call a 'local' as such- I was just wondering if you could, perhaps, help a lost guy out and point him to the nearest mechanics? It wouldn't even have to be a mechanic, even just a gas station would probably do." Dirk explained, rubbing the back of his neck as he spoke. Hopefully she would be helpful, despite the intimidating exterior.

#thestrainofsanity #sorry it's pretty long I got carried away #hope it's alright;;

[[ALL the symbols]]

Send “✆” for a morning text.

SP: morning, sleeping beauty.SP: i bet you snored again tonight.

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

SP: do you think it's dumb of me to wait?SP: because i don't, and even if it hurts to miss everyone, it is still worth it.SP: ... do you think anyone would wait for me too?

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

SP: how are you feeling today?SP: FUCK, hold on ICARUS IS ON THE FISH, I REPEAT MYCAT IS ON THEFIS.H

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

SP: rOOOOOOOSOe.SP: i nEED HELP.SP: I NEEDd to gET UP AND I CA'NT.

Send “✿” for a suggestive text.

SP: you should dance with me some time.SP: i mean, you're super cute, i bet we'd look beautiful dancing together.SP: like shrek and fiona.SP: ... I DON'T MEAN TO CALL YOU AN OGRE THOUGH, FUCK.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

SP: ... i know it's like... past midnight for you but...SP: do you mind coming over tonight too?SP: i promise not to laugh while you sleep.

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

#thestrainofsanity #text meme #NO HATEFUL BC PLS #its john!!#alcohol ment //#ask