ComputerWitch

Dann kam die Computerhexe und sprach "del *.exe" I post and reblog vignettes about robot girls, being a robot girl or being in love with a robot girl.

[evil-robot-overlord]

Concept: Robots find inefficient things lewd.

Is- is that a...an older model of software babe?? Its...s-so clunky, so overdesigned and o-out of date...ff-fuck, that really makes my fans run....O////O

[computerwitch]

Robot girls really will just yap at you about efficiency and battery life and then fucking fold when you replace their modern voltage regulator circuit with a zener diode, which is last century tech and runs hot af.

[computerwitch]

You might think it's cute when your robot gf is blushing.

You're wrong! That gentle red coloration shining through her buccal plating isn't the flush of a coquettish maiden.

Those are hear cranial heat sinks running at critical capacity.

Be a responsible girlfriend and equip your robot girl with a liquid cooling system too~day.

[irisdreamsofrainbows]

I showed you my gears... pls respond

[meownilii]

submerging my robot girlfriend in rice because she accidentally fell into the toilet

[computerwitch]

There once was a girl made of chrome

Who ran digits of pi through her dome

She got so distracted

And nearly compacted

Her girlfriend's clit into a cone

[computerwitch]

Robotgirl to her electrician girlfriend:

Do you have to stare at me like that?

Her electrician girlfriend, currently in the process of performing the annual DIN EN 50699 checkup:

It's called a visual inspection, and yes, I do, if we're doing this properly.

Robotgirl:

It's just, it's making me self consciou- DON'T BLOW ON THAT!!

Electrician girlfriend:

I'm just checking for loose strands of copper wire. Those can cause nasty short circuits, yakno?

Robotgirl:

I knooowwww. Just hurry up and get it over with please :<

Electrician girlfriend, holding up two crocodile clamps:

Alright, that's the visual inspection done with. We're doing protective conductor tests next. On all of your conductive outer surfaces.

Robotgirl:

uuuuu :<

[computerwitch]

Electrical engineer installing an upgrade to her robot girlfriend's hands to make sure her digits are compliant with IEC 60601-2-10.

[willo-whispers]

Hold on lemme look smth up….

…Yeah this is funny

[computerwitch]

She's gonna be so good at massages 🤗

[lambdanets]

curling up into a ball next to the computer anytime i get a "confirm you're not a robot" prompt and waiting for my owner girlfriend to click it for me

[computerwitch]

Electrician gently chiding her robot gf for fiddling with the pull wire that goes through the cable duct in her arm.

(They need that to add wires for the new servos they're installing in her fingers, but the pull wire is bothering her :< )

[lambdanets]

Robot trans girl voice-training but instead of trying to pronounce things like a girl she's messing around with her voicebank in Ableton Live. "Don't come in its not finished yet >.< I'm still struggling with voiced consonants"

[your-average-balor-pilot]

its very obvious that your nanobot girlfriend does wanna take over your body and steal your identity but while you still have a little control left just let her have fun with youuu you dont really have too much of a choice so try to enjoy and give in to what shes doing and saying to you

[the-lewd-bot]

From @subspaceskater on bsky

[computerwitch]

Electrical engineer installing an upgrade to her robot girlfriend's hands to make sure her digits are compliant with IEC 60601-2-10.

[computerwitch]

Robotgirl begging her aged mechanic wife to set the torque wrench to 10 Nm higher than her manual recommends.

(She wants her wife to round off all of her nuts and bolts so her wife is the last person who's ever gonna be able to do maintenance on her)

[computerwitch]

Human girlfriend, frantically opening the door to the bedroom:

Honey, why did we just get a bill for 100 MtF adapters and 100 FtM adapters from the electronics store???

Her Robotgirlfriend, sitting on the bed with an FtM adapter attached to her MtF adapter attached to her FtM adapter attached to her MtF adapter attached to her... :

Oh hey babe. So I have this new kind of play I want to try out (✧ω✧)

[computerwitch]

Robotgirl questioning whether she's a robot girl or a robo tgirl.

[computerwitch]

Electrical engineering major doing a fourier transform analysis of her robotgirlfriend's pleasure receptors to figure out the exact pwm-signal that will make her climax.

She then proceeds to apply a frequency that is just 1khz off.