Completely Shattered

20s Femme just posting what we like

[micesthing]

I think Imma start koalamaxxing:

Sleep 20 hours a day

Only eating the same thing from the same place

Maybe eating some cyanide

Not having many thoughts

[ashbunnybun]

Highjacking cat's fountain 💦

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[ferrofungus]

from the warframe wiki 🫡

the image of him ready to throw down with his kids and then leaving immediately once Jade enters the room was so funny to me that I had to draw it

[ivara]

[fakegeekguy]

So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.

[bungerc0re]

Kill yourself necrophile

I don't think you thought this one through

[hound-1523]

a few weeks ago, this Hound finally got liberated from the vices of its humanity. now it dutifully serves its Handler and recruits other Hounds. its proudest accomplishment has been turning a once rebel pilot into a Hound again. they made the poor thing undergo "de-conditioning". luckily, they don't work on Good Dogs.

[beardedmrbean]

Would this count as a Tally HO moment or something more along the lines of a Yeehaw moment?

Or possibly some other third thing

[beardedmrbean]

Would this count as a Tally HO moment or something more along the lines of a Yeehaw moment?

Or possibly some other third thing

[anotherprettyfemme]

maybe it's selfish, but i want to see the parts of her nobody else gets.

not the version that's always composed.

not the version that has all the answers, or the version that everyone relies on.

i want the moments after.

when the door closes behind her and the weight of the day finally catches up, sinking into the couch beside me with a sigh she didn't know she was holding.

i want to open my arms, watch her smile, albeit sadly, hesitating for a moment. not because she doesn't want to. god, she does. but because she's always the "strong one" and right now, that feels dangerously close to giving up control.

her bottom lip tugged between her teeth as she glances down towards my lap. "c'mere darling" i’d whisper. not condescending. never that. just soft. delicate.

and after another breath, i watch her shoulders sag, body stretched out on the couch before curling up like she's trying to make herself smaller for once. head laid gently on my thighs, and my fingers automatically card through her hair.

i want to feel her melt. rub those soft slow circles on the space between her shoulder blades..trace mindless patterns on her arms and watch goosebumps rise to the surface. i want to listen to her talk about every little thing that hurt today. every frustration. every disappointment.

and when her voice starts to shake, when it cracks mid sentence..i don't want her to stop herself.

i don't want her to laugh it off..to swallow it down.

i want her to know she can fall apart here,

with me.

i want to be the person who notices she's holding back tears before they even fall..who tilts her chin up gently and says, "baby, it's okay."

the one who kisses her cheeks wet with them, thumbs away the tears with soft motions..holding her through the crying instead of trying to make it end.

because i don't think vulnerability is the opposite of strength. it's precious, and if she trusted me enough to hand me her grief, even for a moment, i'd take it.

hold her close, smooth the damp strands of hair from her face, and kiss her until she remembered she was loved.

god.

i want to be that place for her,

the place she goes when she's tired of being strong.

[vexwerewolf]

Full Subjectivity Sync gotta have the most jarring tonal disconnect between its lore and its mechanics

Lore: I am one with the machine. Its steel is my new flesh, its wires my new nerves, its reactor my new heart. My veins are aflood with coolant. The edge of a sword kisses my armor and I feel the sting of pain, sharp and clear and cold, driving me onward. I dash forth upon steel legs and strike with arms of titanium. The hot wind of the battlefield scours my shining chest. The many-lensed cameras that are my eyes roll back in blissful anguish. The thrumb of my main gun echoes in my loins. I am an iron god. 🥵🥴😵‍😵

Mechanics: +2 Evasion ☝️🤓

[houndgtk1989]

Always remember when playing fetch with your Hounds that its a BAD IDEA to also have live grenades near where you keep the tennis balls.

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Ok, so I've seen some things about mechsplo in a Lancer setting, with most of it focusing on Harrison Armoury, which given the themes of fascism and imperialism in the wider space does make sense.

But come on. Are you honestly telling me SSC wouldn't make hounds into a thing?

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[beardedmrbean]

[voxhypno]

If you're reading this, guess what?

It means that you're enough of a hypnopet to obey this next command.

Let your jaw go slack, your eyes unfocus, your mind slide right out of your head...

And moo for me, cow.