danandphilsideblog

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[girldan-pip]

what is this genre of dan called?

[mugboy]

i think about this dan giggle a lot. evil and mischievous.

[sconesfortea]

I really enjoy when Dan fishes for a compliment and then manoeuvres into his "ready to receive flattery" position

[diphowell]

but the way he says this is so cute like he knows it’s well worth it he knows living with phil and this being his life is the best thing he could’ve ever hoped for.

[dykephan]

well yes

[dannymcdanface]

This genre of Phil is v important to me 🌸

[bleachblondephil]

whatever

[fryday]

just saying shit!

[screaming-at-moss]

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

[disastrouslydedicated]

I just felt these ones were too fitting

[girldan-pip]

points were made on the hard launch podcast

[dumbwaves]

Shut up. I'm witnessing what Love does to men.

[surrealpheal]

"what's the smallest hill you're willing to die on?" 🛏️

[userlesbian]

[eowyn1986]

I'm so sorry, you cant casually say "it's like at vidcon, we wouldnt even speak to each other in a normal way because we were like 'what if someone is perceiving this as gay?'" and then move on??? I feel like I just got shot 57 times.

[froggayzfartz]

Big fan of this face