Squishy Squash

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

good morning carly rae jepsen wherever you are

[werreflectionz]

good morning i love u.

we are illuminati

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

? this is the scariest blog i’ve ever seen like what is their description oh my god

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[midnightvoyager]

I AM CRYING

[meladoodle]

the best interview i’ve read was when someone asked michael cera what he’s most recognised for and he said “the social network. which i was not in" 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

book klaus: annoying rich kid, cries a lot

netflix klaus: woke bae, barista in training

movie klaus: edgelord, listens to mcr

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

book violet: Depression Queen, overprotective

netflix violet: too pure for this earth, shops at justice

movie violet: tired of klaus’ shit, really into steampunk

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

netflix sunny: knows her angles, bites things with grace

movie sunny: constantly spilling tea, bites are silent but strong

book sunny:

[hourlymemes]

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

21 pilots: i wish i had a better voice to say some better words

me, who has 2 listen 2 them constantly on the radio at work: me too

[d0gbl0g]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[adayinthelifeofjake-deactivated]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“What the hell is this, Susan?!” (via wahza)

[cocaineteas]

[airbrandon]

Waoooo

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

“mom im bleeding”

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[weloveshortvideos]

[con-tact-high]

when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale

person: nice shirt

me: thanks i bought it on sale