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Ukraine | 23 | She/Her | ha

[shesnake]

“media-literate but with shit taste” the most insane kind of person

[sweatermuppet]

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

[iloveuok]

[maggotmuncher0]

MEEP

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[dogpuppy]

[stonerparty]

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[eymurn]

Being kept around and being fully chosen are two very different things.

[sunfortune]

also looked up if christopher nolan was american after watching the odyssey even though i was pretty sure he was british (turns out he’s both. dual citizen) bc there was something sooo 2010s american military movie-esque about the sequence at the end with the war where he’s looking in horror at what they did to those people and that’s what fucked him up. like i was rooting for him but that reveal was sooooo nothingburger bc you knew that? you planned exactly that? it reminded me of “americans love making war movies about how killing civilians made their soldiers sad” bc that was bar for bar exactly that 😭 nothing personable even happened with any of those people that’d make him change his mind. (and wholly underutilized zendaya in that bit bc an interaction between them would’ve added a lot of depth to what fucked him up) but literally everything at that battle went according to HIS plan. like bruh lmao

[sunfortune]

bro made oppenheiner 2 (odysseus’ version)

[loverscross]

How do people write to such a high word count, I max out at 700-1500 before giving up. I would love to learn but every resource I find assumes I have entry-level knowledge ( I don't. )

[official-impravidus]

word count tips from a guy who has over 2 million words on ao3

- first of all, you’re doing great. 700-1,500 words is a lot more than you are giving yourself credit for. i can write 1,500 in an hour and a half on a good day. that’s a lot of time!! especially for someone who has other priorities in life other than fanfic.

- writing stamina is real and is an actual “muscle” that does grow and strengthen with repetition as time. it’s something you can expand and build with practice.

- don’t get too wrapped up in perfection. get words on the page and don’t get in your head about if they’re the right ones. you can fix garbage but you can’t fix nothing.

- write what excites you. i know nonlinear writing is sacrilege to some people so this may not work for you, but for me personally if i get stuck, i just jump to something i want to write. sometimes that means writing out only dialogue that i add to later. sometimes it means several paragraphs of world building. you’ll be surprised about how much you end up writing if you don’t adhere to the structure rules and add stuff later.

- don’t feel pressured to write it all at once. most of the greatest novels were written over the course of months, even years. sure, there are authors that can crank out 10k in a day (i’ve done it - it’s killer and i was exhausted after) but having realistic goals can help.

- to add to that, setting achievable goals is also important. don’t shoot for the stars just yet or else you may find yourself feeling disappointed. give yourself small checkpoints that you can have mini rewards for.

- when it comes to brainstorming and outlining, i find making a list of plot points and character beats with no specific order that i then organize later into a sequential outline is helpful. outlines are another way to have a tangible proof of your progress

- don’t burn yourself out on one project. breaks are important and so is nourishing your mind

its 1am so thats all from me for now! hope this helped

[ennieasys]

This is SO HELPFUL - a person trying to post their second chapter ever on ao3

[cloudslou]

bear with me here…. 🧸🧸🧸<- thats the bear with me

[f4therlesssss]

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

[catastrophicbleus]

forehead tattoo that says "the consequences of not checking your email are always bigger than the consequences of checking your email"

[lycanthrology]

film ive been looking for for years just got added to tubi

[lycanthrology]

logged it and the director liked my review. thats right IM the 29th watcher of your film and you LOVE me

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[thementalistscandidate]

When I say it I mean I’m gonna do this to them

[vampyrfangz]