☽ Lexi Rae ☾

⁞ Scorpio ♏️⁞ ⁞ self-love is key ⁞ 4-16-2016 💞 ☮️ 💨 🍁

[elasticitymudflap]

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[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[elasticitymudflap]

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

IT’S FINALLY BACK!! 

[maxeth]

MUSICAL SHITPOST

[concernedarmadildo]

HAHAHAHA FUCK

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[neelion]

[whybrandon]

u the one that threw it

[lenabeanss]

I hate hiimmmmm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zuluwarriorkhan]

Lmao

[msdecember31st]

The cookies though

[bxbs]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[goldnpoc]

Bruh

[spattergroit101]

[phurlz-deactivated20170629]

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

[digger-bick-deactivated20170219]

iv been laughing for 20 years

[808dilly]

I’m watching this now

[chronicallyillfemme]

“i don’t know how I got that arm hair to look so sad but I DID IT”

[concernedarmadildo]

Hi mom!!

loveee 💖

[a6]

listen........ not 2 sound like a conspiracist but Everything is literally fake........ everything

[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

friend: why are you stopping in the middle of the sidewalk to catch ANOTHER cp10 weedle?

me: 

[davids-harbour]

[sexwitsockson]

zodiac prepares for his final act

[weloveshortvideos]

[yasakajinjya]

[showanus]

PLEASE DO NOT GET A "DORY" FISH

The fish from the new Finding Dory movie, the blue tang, is in danger.

With the new movie coming out, everyone and their kid is going to want a blue tang. Clown fish sales SKYROCKETED in 2003, when the original movie Finding Nemo was released. Unlike the blue tang, clownfish can be bred in tanks, are a more easy saltwater fish to care for, only needing 4 gallons per clownfish, and an anemone.

The blue tang CANNOT BE TANK BRED. They are captured live from the ocean, which can be damaging to the coral reefs.

The blue tang gets HUGE, and eventually you’ll need a tank the size of your couch to accommodate it.

The blue tang gets SICK. VERY EASY.

Do NOT get a blue tang, SERIOUSLY. If you are well equipped, an experienced saltwater fish owner, I mean go for it, but don’t get them as your child’s pet. They will be bored of it in a week anyway, and the fish will probably die. There’s tons of Finding Dory merchandise (shirts, bags, stuffed animals, seriously they have everything) to buy yourself or your child.

PLEASE SAVE THE BLUE TANG.

[operarox]

I’ve had both the clownfish and the blue tang growing up (my father raises coral and tropical fish professionally) and this is completely true. DO NOT DO THE THING

[roguesquirrel]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

this is the most relatable thing i have ever seen

[iguanamouth]

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

[ruinedchildhood]

remember the Amanda show episode when josh replaced drake?

[andrewbelami]

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

[shencomix]

I just wanted to eat my sandwich.

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