Lies that Portgas D Ace has told his little brother in the past:
The moon spies on you at night while you’re asleep
Dadan and the rest of her mountain bandits are actually superheroes in disguise.
Heroes always have to share their meat with other people (why do you think Dadan always shares her meat with us if she hates us so much?). Pirates don’t have to share anything.
The stars are all baby moons that haven’t grown up yet. As they get older, they’ll grow, and one day, the entire night sky will be full of moons.
When Mayor Woop Slap was younger, he accidentally made a sea witch angry, so she took away his happiness. That’s why he’s always so angry.
Makino is half mermaid, that’s why she’s so pretty and kind.
Your eyes turn blue when you lie.
The sea hates devil fruit users because it’s jealous.
I can always know when you’re doing something I told you not to because I’m your big brother.
I will never die, no matter what.