Conepines

I'm Crystal.

[conepines]

I think I’m back on Tumblr

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me: tries to send a nice message to someone

my inability to comfort others that comes from a childhood of being forced to ignore my own emotions: 

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[cadaverofdays]

Darryl for most underappreciated character

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[nyx-archangel]

are we all just gonna ignore those denim shoes???

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

you mean her Jhoes

[sabotagedselfie]

Joots

[glover-propaganda]

Jeels

[lochneddmonster]

[conepines]

megan do you follow me this one’s for you @memeganem​

[startrekdeepspacenine]

what do we want

when do we want it

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[ghostlywriterr]

Eyes of Michelangelo’s David.

[thebonegardens-deactivated20171]

[anxietyproblem]

[conepines]

I applied for an office assistant job in a state marijuana policy administrative office and the terms I had to agree to to submit the application included acknowledging the possibility of having to pass a pre-employment drug test and i’m like....do i have to fail the drug test to prove i’m qualified for the job or

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[nofckinglover]

[sirfrogsworth]

Aristocats play Lizzo. Sound on!

Created by Brenden Cary 

(Thanks to @caliblair for letting me know who made this!)

[ladyzolstice]

[earthboundfacebook]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “