[bearie]

[dogpuppy]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[2well2water]

timothee chalamet said all that unbelievably stupid shit about ballet and opera because he was meant to be a castrato but was born too late for the byzantine empire to interfere with him and now he's sensitive about it

[badassdemonsword]

I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar

[beefwizard91]

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[stellarskyes]

[ss-dolphin]

My name is pink and I’m really glad to meet you

[cum-padre]

This gif reminds me of some guy I used to hate follow because he would always post it w some lame song in Instagram but he got murdered a while ago so now I stopped hate following forever

[ss-dolphin]

You’re recommended to me by some people

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[catchymemes]

[rarebritney]

lesbian couple on their wedding day after 72 years together, photographed by Thomas Greyer

[reasonsforhope]

When I was born, there was not a single country in the world where they could have gotten married.

In the year 2000, there was not a single country in the world where they could have gotten married.

The first country to legalize same sex marriage was the Netherlands in 2001.

Now, in 2026, there are thirty-eight countries with same-sex marriage, with another two on average being added every year (x). Including three of the most populous countries in the world (the US, Brazil, and Mexico, x).

Altogether, over a billion people now live somewhere that same-sex marriage is legal. Twenty-five years ago, that number was zero.

Things are hard right now, but in so many ways they are so much better than they have been for a very, very long time.

Never lose hope, never kill yourself, love wins.

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[senatortedcruz]

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[probuccalfat]

everyone told me not to bring the monkey.