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He/Him 28

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[nutongzhi]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[sludgebitch]

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

[electronicdwarf]

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

[sludgebitch]

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[dogpuppy]

[proletherian-dictatorship]

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

[phobic-human]

74 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

75 years ago, happy anniversary

To celebrate I got a bottle of champagne 

[phobic-human]

76 years ago, happy anniversary 

[phobic-human]

77 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

78 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

79 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

80 years ago, happy anniversary

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[shadowblade8192]

[xulme]

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[timebendinglunatic]

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

[earthnation]

my bad damn

[marxism-transgenderism]

Happy birthday my thrussy post

[marxism-transgenderism]

Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post

[marxism-transgenderism]

Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post

[marxism-transgenderism]

Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[raygun631]

"Adolf Hitler and the Nazi regime actively threatened, persecuted, and sought to control the Catholic Church, viewing it as a rival power. While a 1933 Concordat was signed, the Nazis routinely violated it, resulting in clergy imprisonment, suppression of Catholic institutions, and secret plans by Hitler to kidnap Pope Pius XII." - from Google search

[oneheadtoanother]

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]