leaf coneybear !!

hiiii!! i'm leaf coneybear and i am homeschooled. (and i have a cat cape business)

[coneyskittycapes]

hiii!! i'm leaf and i have CATS!! posts will be irregular because i have to go to the library to post (or bother my brother pinecone. he doesn't like it but he wont yell at me for it)

edit: i ahve a phone now!!! more frequent psits probably

[ra1sin-coneybear]

i think i owe an apology to my brother, leaf for calling him dumb for years…what do you guys think?

[coneyskittycapes]

personally i think its a great idea

[ra1sin-coneybear]

my bad .. in my defense so did LITERALLY everyone in the family

[coneyskittycapes]

i am Aware.

[ra1sin-coneybear]

i think i owe an apology to my brother, leaf for calling him dumb for years…what do you guys think?

[coneyskittycapes]

personally i think its a great idea

[pumpkinpxtches]

Bro barfèe is the opposite of a fuckboy. u literally wear alpha male wolf hoodies you look like more fuckboy then he prolly ever will

The hoodies are amazing and make me look like a strong man

[williambarfee]

Trust me. No. They don't.

[mar1g0ld3n]

LMAO ive been planning to swipe one of them lowkey

[williambarfee]

Of course YOU have.

[mar1g0ld3n]

I NEED TO STEAL THEM SO HE CANT WEAR EM

[williambarfee]

Uh-huh. Sure. We believe you.

[mar1g0ld3n]

dude I don’t know if I would survive wearing one of them

[williambarfee]

Only the alpha can.

[pumpkinpxtches]

you are the true rizz god

FACTS ON GOD 🗣️🗣️

[bearjolras]

What’s rizz? I’m not sure I’ve heard that word before. 🤔

[pumpkinpxtches]

Immense amount of ladies who want me frfr

[williambarfee]

No ladies want you.

[pumpkinpxtches]

Uhhhh I beg to differ

[coneyskittycapes]

1.5 max

[pumpkinpxtches]

ONE HUNDRED

[mar1g0ld3n]

@coneyskittycapes am I the 1 in the 1.5

[coneyskittycapes]

obviously

[pumpkinpxtches]

Bro barfèe is the opposite of a fuckboy. u literally wear alpha male wolf hoodies you look like more fuckboy then he prolly ever will

The hoodies are amazing and make me look like a strong man

[williambarfee]

Trust me. No. They don't.

[mar1g0ld3n]

LMAO ive been planning to swipe one of them lowkey

[williambarfee]

Of course YOU have.

[mar1g0ld3n]

I NEED TO STEAL THEM SO HE CANT WEAR EM

[williambarfee]

Uh-huh. Sure. We believe you.

[mar1g0ld3n]

dude I don’t know if I would survive wearing one of them

[coneyskittycapes]

as someone who has seiprx and worn ine

you will die.

[pumpkinpxtches]

you are the true rizz god

FACTS ON GOD 🗣️🗣️

[bearjolras]

What’s rizz? I’m not sure I’ve heard that word before. 🤔

[pumpkinpxtches]

Immense amount of ladies who want me frfr

[williambarfee]

No ladies want you.

[pumpkinpxtches]

Uhhhh I beg to differ

[coneyskittycapes]

1.5 max

[byzbi]

Orange cats with no sense of boundary

[expressions-of-nature]

Algonquin Provincial Park, Canada by Marian Dragiev

[expressions-of-nature]

Twilight Peach cat in the winter forest by Claudia Barzaeva

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mar1g0ld3n]

never trust me with anonymous asks bro

[pumpkinpxtches]

If that was you.

[mar1g0ld3n]

Uh uh uh uh uh uh

[coneyskittycapes]

it wad!!! :D i watched her

[pumpkinpxtches]

Can you teach me how to beat the (excuse my language) hell out of someone?

Probably

[coneyskittycapes]

not dire ted toeRfs .e but ges

[coneyskittycapes]

whor rt yjoughy gjvjng .r enrrgg drjnk wD gkkd jdea js sirely mistaken

[logainnes]

Yes king remix ‼️

[olive-ostrovsky11]

I’m starting to think Leaf has made his own language at this point. :)

[coneyskittycapes]

ntk yest surprisingly

[coneyskittycapes]

whor rt yjoughy gjvjng .r enrrgg drjnk wD gkkd jdea js sirely mistaken

[williambarfee]

Reading this is like deciphering a top secret code and I am here for it.

[coneyskittycapes]

caffeien is not my friend

[coneyskittycapes]

whor rt yjoughy gjvjng .r enrrgg drjnk wD gkkd jdea js sirely mistaken

[bearjolras]

Leaf, do you need to see a doctor?

[coneyskittycapes]

i Dont Think So

[coneyskittycapes]

whor rt yjoughy gjvjng .r enrrgg drjnk wD gkkd jdea js sirely mistaken