Audit & Salt

This is a collection of stories and experiences by those who work in the hospitality industry, experiencing the joys and mucking through the (sometimes literal) shit. Please submit your stories! Thank you!

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[confessionsofahotelworker]

They grow up so fast omg ;---;

[would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag]

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Missoulian, Missouri, March 5, 1929

[would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag]

[confessionsofahotelworker]

Ded.

[tooquirkytolose]

Straight Men just Be Like That sometimes

[kiyokospeaks]

Can y’all relax in the notes you’d think OP personally called all of you shitty parents with how mad you’re getting

[natural--blues]

Happy Yule, Thirteen is gay, fa la la la la…~

[natural--blues]

Thirteen x Tardis, because Jodie’s latest photoshoot is amazing. I’ve been trying to up my edit game.

[ruinedchildhood]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus

[jakeperalta]

gilmore girls rewatch: 2.12 “richard in stars hollow”

[bob-belcher]

[confessionsofahotelworker]

My Manager: *stomps over to my desk, as I'm grabbing files*

Me: .....Hi?

Manager: WHY DIDN'T YOU FINISH THIS REPORT?! I NEEDED IT BY YESTERDAY!

Me: You never asked me to do a report.

Manager: I absolutely did, and I'm going to forward you the email I sent you asking for it!

Me: Okay, absolutely. Just let me know if I can do anything in the meantime to make this easier.

**1 hour later**

Manager: So, it looks like the email was still unsent in my Drafts...

[dankmemeuniversity]

[orotrasparente]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whitepeopletwitter]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

I was ready to be mad

[socialistexan]

The Customer is never valid.

[socialistexan]

Their coupons? Not valid

Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid

Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid

The way they trash the store? Not valid

The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.

Employees? We're valid as fuck

[socialistexan]

[socialistexan]

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[elenorasweet]

Bookstore staff for 9 years, and boy, this is eerily accurate, I can barely stand to look at it!

[jupiter-lv]

@amileofrandomness it came back on my dash and I think of you, dear