Shitposting and nonsense

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[catchymemes]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[10april]

[gayvampyr]

made a gif

[naamahdarling]

I feel so guilty for laughing this hard.

[punkmuzak]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[besthanddealt]

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

[kimmingtonjames]

Oh my god THANK you

[alexaloraetheris]

Once again:

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[cannibalchicken]

[blignick]

[marisatomay]

cooking baking

[marisatomay]

you’re the only person who gets it

[flork-of-cows-official]

claire’s

[hymnsofheresy]

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

[strawbebbynya]

[niamhuncensored]

I say this as a former Christian

Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:

Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes

Go door-to-door to proselytize

Call people to proselytize

Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)

Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize

Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell

Insist that their beliefs should influence the law

Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.

Have radio stations built around their religion

Have movies based on their religion

And fucking everything else

In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[forthegothicheroine]

#he saw a clown in the driver's seat and knew he would be outnumbered if it came to a fight

via @vamprisms

[thememedaddy]