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ad1ostoreador‌:

yEAH,,, nOT BEING ALIVE IS THE USUAL, uH, pROBLEM, fOR US, iT REALLY IS NICE, tO MEET SOMEONE ELSE WHO ACTUALLY IS, tHOUGH,

dO YOU STILL LIVE ON ALTERNIA, oR SOMEWHERE ELSE, wHICH IS HOPEFULLY MUCH LESS TERRIBLE,

i LIVE IN AN EARTH CITY, aND IT’S LESS TERRIBLE FOR SOME REASONS, aND MORE TERRIBLE FOR OTHER REASONS, lIKE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH ALIENS, aND ALSO i HAD TO HAVE A JOB BEFORE i WAS AN ADULT, wHICH KIND OF SUCKS, aLSO, dON’T GET TOO EXCITED, i WAS DEAD FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME, tHIS IS KIND OF A NEWER THING, i GOT RESURRECTED BACK INTO MY SIX SWEEP OLD BODY THOUGH, aND i COULD HAVE PROBABLY DONE WITHOUT THAT EXPERIENCE, bUT i GUESS IT’S BETTER THAN THE ROBOT LEGS, iF ANY OF THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU AND YOUR UNIVERSE, sORRY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, aND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT, i’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, yOU’RE PROSPERING,

carcinogenicgallantry‌:

LOOK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HECKLE AND BOTHER AND BE AT LEAST VAGUELY ANTAGONISTIC TO PEOPLE FOR APPROXIMATELY TWO TO SIX HUNDRED PERIGEES AND EVENTUALLY YOU BECOME BEST BUDDY PUPA PALS FOREVER, INDEFINITELY.

oKAY, i’LL SET SOME REMINDERS IN MY PALMHUSK, tO ANNOY PEOPLE SO MUCH, tHAT APPARENTLY THEY, uH, wANNA TALK TO ME MORE, hOW DOES THAT WORK, i AM ACTUALLY BAFFLED, iS THAT WHAT YOU DID, bECAUSE THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY FAKE, aND YET i TOTALLY BELIEVE IT, aND IMPRESSED BY IT,

#i'M WORRIED i'M GOING TO LOSE WHAT VERY LITTLE EARTH MONEY i HAVE OVER IT #aND i WAS HOPING AT LEAST ONE TROLL OUT THERE COULD BE LIKE #yEAH #tHEY CHARGE FOR THAT #oR BEST CASE SCENARIO #nO THEY DON'T CHARGE FOR THAT #wHICH IS BETTER BECAUSE i AM VERY #vERY #pOOR

ad1ostoreador‌:

uHH, hI, i DON’T SEE A LOT OF, uM, aLTS OF US, sO,, iT’S NICE TO MEET YOU,

yEAH, i MEAN, pROBABLY A LOT OF US ARE LIKE, sTRAIGHT UP DEAD, sO THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE, fROM LIKE, uH, a MULTIVERSE STANDPOINT,

#oR ARE CLOSE TO DEAD #oR ARE SOMEHOW INCAPABLE OF TYPING #oR ARE TOO BUSY FIGHTING SPACE WARS #wHATEVER WE'RE DOING i HOPE IT'S OKAY

3x3cut13 replied to your post: 3x3cut13 replied to your post: ...

gl dud3 th4t sh1zz 1s m3g4 h4rd.

yEAH, iT KIND OF SUCKS, bUT i’M MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS, nOT THAT MY MID ANXIETY ATTACK BLOGGING INDICATES THAT AT ALL, bUT IF YOU KNEW ME BEFORE, yOU COULD PROBABLY TELL i’M DOING A LOT BETTER,

#3x3cut13

weezebreeze‌:

fairies are little jerks often, thought

they’d prank you dude, be careful

okay, if you say so.

tHAT IS ONE OF THEIR BEST QUALITIES, aND TECHNICALLY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT IT, cAPTURE ME AND TAKE ME AWAY TO AVALON, wHERE i’M GOING TO EAT ALL OF THEIR FOOD AND BE FORCED TO STAY FOREVER,

#i'M OKAY WITH ALL OF THAT

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wELL SPEAK OF THE ALTERNATE, i SEE YOU FOUND MY HUMBLE ABODE, wHERE i TALK SHIT ABOUT MOSTLY JUST ME,

#ad1ostoreador

i ABSOLUTELY JUST HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK ON MY BLOG, sO IF i SPORADICALLY DELETE POSTS LATER, i’M NOT SORRY ABOUT THAT,

weezebreeze‌:

er i am a real witch thought…?

i mean i’m not sure fairies would be happy if human pretended to be fairies. or trolls pretended to be fairies

are oyu one of these alien trolls ?

i THINK THEY WOULD ACCEPT ME AS ONE OF THEM, pERSONALLY, bECAUSE i AM VERY RESPECTFUL AND REVERENT OF THEM, aND YEAH, bUT NOW i’M ALSO A FAIRY,

jakecroft replied to your post: jakecroft replied to your post “tHE MORAL OF THE...

Im jotting this one down in the year book!

dEAR YEAR BOOK, tAVROS SAID A NICE THING TO ME, aND WAS ACTUALLY SINCERE ABOUT IT, iNSTEAD OF WEIRD JOKING ABOUT IT, aND i WILL REMEMBER THIS ONLY FOR A YEAR, bECAUSE NEXT YEAR i WILL HAVE A NEW BOOK, lOVE, jAKE,

#jakecroft

weezebreeze‌:

it is nice

it is a summoning circle which is amusing because i’m not among the witches that actually summon things…

oH SO LIKE A COOL FANTASY GAME THING, bUT WITH YOUR BLOG, cAN i BE A FAIRY,

dO YOU THINK i’M GOING TO GET CHARGED FOR THROWING UP ON THE PLUMBER,

#sORRY BACK TO MY LIFE PROBLEMS #emetophobia /#wELL MY CURRENT ONES

nickelbacksok replied to your post: i FEEL LIKE i NEVER SEE ALTERNATE MES, sO WHEN i...

literally every day.

sUPER FUNNY,

#nickelbacksok

i FEEL LIKE i NEVER SEE ALTERNATE MES, sO WHEN i DO SEE MY QUIRK ON MY DASHBOARD, i’M LIKE i DIDN’T SAY THAT, fOR A SECOND, iS THAT WHAT ALL OF YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE TIME,

3x3cut13 replied to your post: tHE MORAL OF THE STORY IS EVERYONE MOCKS ME NO...

you'r3 4 p cool dud3, yo.

i KNOW YOU WERE JOKING, tHIS IS MORE ME REFLECTING ON MY ENTIRE LIFE, tHAN ABOUT YOUR COMMENT, wHICH WAS TRUE, tO SOME DEGREE, i’M WORKING ON IT WITH MY THERAPIST,

#3x3cut13

jakecroft replied to your post “tHE MORAL OF THE STORY IS EVERYONE MOCKS ME NO MATTER WHAT i SAY, sO...”

I dont think youre either of those things if it helps.

yOU’RE A #1, jUST FOR THE RECORD,

#jakecroft #lIKE AN ACTUAL DECENT PERSON #fOR A HUMAN #tHAT IS SURPRISING

i CAN’T BELIEVE i’VE HAD A TUMBLR ACCOUNT SINCE i WAS SIX,

iT’S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF LIVING ON ALTERNIA, wHERE i HAD TO PRETEND i WAS NOT DUMB OR WEAK, jUST TO LIKE, lIVE, nOW EVERYONE THINKS i’M DEAD IF i DON’T BE DUMB AND WEAK IN PUBLIC AT LEAST ONCE A PERIGEE, aND ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT, kARKAT’S RIGHT, tHIS PLACE SUCKS,

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