found alive in miami

adam, it/its, 30, do not follow me if you are a minor

[confines]

and, the best part is, i'm normal!

[depsidase]

[royreiddotca]

Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy.

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[srdcovka]

[mothgiirlfriend]

when u hit the blunt and turn into a haunted doll

[confines]

i am back to feeling good when i let down my incredibly high privacy walls!!!! we were touch and go for a minute but now it actively feels very good again yippee!!

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[czechstitch]

The kraken is released! Just needs a border

[lumsel]

genuinely this image is one my favourite works of art of the 21st century

[centipede-appreciation-blog]

I think this is one of the most beautiful centipedes I've ever seen :0

Tail close-up

[mabelsguidetolife]

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

[mabelsguidetolife]

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

[amphibianshaped]

apparatus

[slunch]

can I live my life or do I have to go away forever

[datura-45]

When I’m a losing dog that my boss is betting on

[marwyn]

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

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