Crow King

- he/they/xe/she | 20 - Tags and other info in pinned post. It was getting crowded up here

[conflictedkismet]

💜 Names 💜

(I go by any and all of them. Throw a dart at a board. Flip a coin. Close your eyes and spin real hard)

Branch, Crow, King, Ink, None, Blank, Cosmic, Rose, Ghost, Marie, Theo, Milo, Tony, Prince

Any variation of my username

💜 Tags 💜

My Art: #conflictedart

My Posts: #kismet talks

Ocs: #ocs & #my ocs

(Tags attached to end of pinned post.)

🪻 Character Blog: @ester-reading-corner

✨ Feel free to check it out and talk to Ester. She'll be waiting :) 🌙

☁️ Posts reblogged from that account: #ester time

💜 Asks and submissions welcome on both blogs.

💜 Like/reblog spams are okay.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[boxheadpaint]

at the “coughing my damn lungs out” partnof the cold. Jesus christ

[boxheadpaint]

feelin fine

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[machine-unlearning]

Woke up this morning briefly desensitized to the language we use to describe time, and burst out laughing over an email saying there's a meeting at "2." That's literally just a number, not even a very big one. What’s next, cleaning the break room at “3"?

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[planetarytransformation]

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

[charl0ttan]

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[memewhore]

[fakesorbet]

being a slow fandom artist feels like this

Please wait for me . Art for the topic we all moved on from is not too far

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch