Just. Trash.

I draw, shit post, and reblog shit.

[confused-pidgeon]

When I'm sick I am possessed by the spirit of a white suburban mom with a daughter named Mac-Kaighlynn

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Fuck the other students in my intro to Archaeology class. THIS IS NOT HOW YPU RECORD DATA. I CAN ENTERPRET MUCH OF ANYTHING FROM THIS.

PLUS THIS AINT EVEN YOUR GARAGE. I GUARENTEE YOU DIDNT THROW AWAY THAT PEPPER THAT YOU RECORDED AS "DICED"

This is a GARBOLOGY assignment twll me your GARBAGE not what you ATE

Tell me the BRAND not that its from ACME

Fuck you random student that I got paired with. I cant even email you

[confused-pidgeon]

Native 👏 Americans 👏 Need 👏 more 👏 rep 👏

[confused-pidgeon]

My dad said that government workers should've known the risk when they took a government job and that the backpay would fix it.

What the fuck dad

[confused-pidgeon]

Yo are the good place Janets female presenting nonbinary?

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WHY IS MY PACKAGE IN PENNSYLVANIA IF IT STARTED IN ILLINOIS. UPS YOU MISSED ME COME BACK. YOU WENT TOO FAR

[confused-pidgeon]

My friend said I should dye my hair "bubblegum bitch pink" i dont even know how to react to that

[confused-pidgeon]

Trump: mexicans steal jobs and are destoying our country. Gimmie my wall.

Federal workers: If you care about our jobs, can you please stop the government shutdown?

Trump: you've misunderstood. You see, I dont care about your livelihoods.

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[metgala2018]

[confused-pidgeon]

I KNOW THIS IS NY MAIN BUT I WANT TO DOUBLE REMEMBER THAT THIS EXISTS

[confused-pidgeon]

Everyone is sleepy

[confused-pidgeon]

The way Sam looks at Frodo? I want that.

[confused-pidgeon]

keith: so how was flying with lance

red lion: he likes to go fast

keith: yeah

red lion: and he's nice

keith: yeah

red lion: and he loves u too

keith: POST EDITING ISN'T GONE FOR CHATS WHAT THE FUCK SPREAD THE WORD

[confused-pidgeon]

Bunch of my original characters. Some of them belong to stories I’ve written, some are from roleplays. Honestly I love each and every one of them. Except Subeta. F u Subeta.

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Should I redraw this?

[confused-pidgeon]

I wasn't expecting ready player one to go so hard

[thefusspot]

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

[erudipitous]

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

[gauntletspirit]

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

[turbomun]

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!

[im-gabriels-bitch]

Save an artist and r e b l o g

[jellybellyplaguerat-remade-deac]

the seven princes of hell!!! not to be confused with the legitimate religious versions, but more of an allusion to that with and for my own oc lore

from left to right: Lucifer (pride), Mammon (greed), Asmodeus (lust), Leviathan (envy), Beelzebub (gluttony), Satan Jr. (Wrath), and Belphegor (sloth)

[confused-pidgeon]

They are all wonderfully terrible in their own ways and I love them all

[jellybellyplaguerat-remade-deac]

happy end of 2018 I’m reclaiming my old OCs from my abuser and making them actually decent 👏 (click for quality)

allan was: a poltergeist who had no personality outside of “im gross and i eat rocks and love my husband and have poor fashion choices :^)” he was married to one of he who shall not be named even though most of my mutals know who he is’s oc

he is now: a demon who is head of torture in the underworld. he’s feared and powerful both physically and in terms of rank. he’s cruel and sadistic. he’s one of Satan’s top workers and overall just a favorite worker. he uses his status to make other’s fear him. also he swings both ways if any of y'all thirsty n need a drink 💦😩

Misha was: a gross zombie (poor design choice 😔 he didnt meed a scar or grey hair) who was supposed to be the cute yet hot sugar daddy. he owned a bakery and had a thot boyfriend i guess. he was in his 30s for no other reason than “hot older man 😍💕”

he is now: a 19 year old who passed away during a botched double eyelid surgery (one of his eyes got badly infected) and was vrough back through necromancy and now lives with permanent disfiguration in his botched eye. he’s shy and uses felxible pronouns because fuck gender.

[confused-pidgeon]

You fuckin go @jellybellyplaguerat !! The redesigns are so much better