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I’m putting my foot down, if you don’t Know you’re flirting you’re not Flirting. Flirting requires knowledge and intent. If you’re not doing it on purpose you’re just bantering. I will die on this hill, yes.

wildhaunt

I always feel like people think I’m flirting and that makes me feel unsafe. this makes me feel like I have some agency and that I can just kinda say, “no, flirting requires forethought. we’re just talking and I’m being nice.”

bullet-shot-heroes

SAY THIS LOUDER

politijohn

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

walks-the-ages

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

cadaverkeys

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

corrucyst

have you considered that this is a premonition

queen-baelin

the dream was a prophecy & the future sure looks bright

just-your-average-girl01

@one-time-i-dreamt

filmmyheart

Bob’s Burgers is my emotional support cartoon seriously

sickboywolfgang

The Bob’s Burgers Cast Improvises a Mini-Episode About the Birds and the Bees

The cast of Bob’s Burgers sat down with Vulture to improvise a special mini-episode in which Bob and Linda finally have “the talk” with the kids — with the help of some visual aids from Teddy.

laughordie

I can’t

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thebelchers

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Aang immediately after trying earthbending for the first time and failing to move a rock

dankmemeuniversity

becughmitchell

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

antique-scarecrow

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together #and it feels aUTHENTIC

spite-cadet

mjwrites666

bonus because people don’t mention enough that Andy and Chelsea have known each other since they were kids

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Follow @depressionhope

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

ocean-again

reblog for that last bit to save a life

smiling-grouch-deactivated20241

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

deminat-20

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

letsgetoutofspace

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?

morgrimmoon

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.