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Dear diary, Today Clarke said we don't have to talk at all, but we haven't done much talking to begin with...we stayed in bed, with our clothes on the floor. Is this how the sky people give hints that they want sex?

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Dear Diary, I bowed to Clarke today...She held out her hand, does that mean she says yes to be my wife?

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Dear Diary, Today Clarke took me in a Jeep??? That is what she called it, but I do not know. She told me to buckle up, so I sat up straight and held my hands in my lap. She keeps making jokes about it with Raven and Octavia. I do not understand why?

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Dear Diary, It’s day fourteen and Clarke hasn’t spoken to me much, except today she did. She asked me why I was building a boat and I said “because you told me to go float myself Clarke” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING. What is so funny?

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Dear Diary, Indra has been a little nosy...But Clarke told me if I want Wanheda’s power that I must take it. Can I take her between the thighs or is it too soon?

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Dear Diary, It’s the seventh day and she’s still a little mad. We’re good though. Day one she spit on me and today a knife to my throat. Is this how the sky people live???

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Dear Diary, Today Clarke told me to go float myself. What does she even mean? Am I suppose to swim? Is this a way of asking me out?

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