Underwhelming underling back from the undead @confusednconfusing - Tumblr Blog

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

#omg #its me #writing #crochet

snydog17

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

snydog17

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

#alas this is me

thememedaddy

#This is so true tho #note to self #When I feel the familial guilt weighing on me

me, rolling around on my bed: x character is such an idiot omg

My incomplete courseworks on the desk next to me: 👁️👄👁️

#Found this deep in my drafts lol #still valid #uni life #university #cons

graduate with honours 🙅

Graduate with horrors 👌

#uni life #university #cons #Relevant now

Clips from some of my fav TV shows

Alphabet for the uni student

A - Aaaaah B - Bruh

C - can’t cope

D - dishonour on your family

E - Ew.

F - friends :)

G - get on that grind

H - Help

I - I want to go home

J - Just keep swimming

K - killed by the grind

L - leftovers

M - mass flow rate

N - no one escapes unscathed

O - overwhelmed

P - please slow down

Q - questions on the forum

R - revision (of life choices )

S - sadness, so much sadness

T - theres textbooks?

U - u underestimated

V - vibes are off

W - wait what

X - xerox them notes

Y - you got this! (despite everything)

Z - zest for life revoked

#silly #university #uni life #cons

OMG YALL

All this time for all these years the one petty little gripe I have with my chronic illness is that it ruins my life but I have no one to blame. For other life problems you can blame yourself, society, the government, malicious people, luck… But with illness it’s just, something your body does, right? There is literally no one to blame, you just have to curl up into a ball and suffer through the pain like a chump for no good reason.

But what if I imagined there was a little demon in hell. And HE is trying to sabotage me. He is the one causing the aches and pains and it’s just one of his goals in life to terrorise me so. But every day that I wake up out of bed, put my feet on the ground and get on with my life, he is at a loss. He throws his hands in the air and says Not this again damnit

He is the reason for my suffering but I am the bane of his existence

#cons

noknowshame

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

#I fear this is my brother lol

catchymemes

missingfish

One thing no one tells you about working full time is that most of your work is not real. You'll be stressed about updating an excel sheet with information that is already perfectly filled out in another excel sheet

#So. Fucking. Real #adulting

an unbothered aura, an unseriousness about everything that can only stem from a egregious lack of motivation in life

#cons