Underwhelming underling back from the undead

(she/her) A how to guide for: Being a general menace at your workplace by being an incompetent engineering intern

[tlirsgender]

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[catchymemes]

[missingfish]

One thing no one tells you about working full time is that most of your work is not real. You'll be stressed about updating an excel sheet with information that is already perfectly filled out in another excel sheet

[confusednconfusing]

an unbothered aura, an unseriousness about everything that can only stem from a egregious lack of motivation in life

[devilishdescent]

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[remanence-of-love]

[anxeious]

[confusednconfusing]

why do ALL my actions have consequences? like, can I just catch a break pls

[confusednconfusing]

Wait, If you’re sacrificing your happiness for me, and I’m sacrificing my happiness for you, then who’s living their life to the fullest?

[wackom]

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Bilbo Baggins must have been a grad student.

[confusednconfusing]

First Year

Me trying to adult while balancing new friendships, lectures assignments and internship applications. First year was the chillest degree-wise, but I was not doing great at living a good and/or mentally stable life

Second Year

Except this was the state throughout the entire year… just assignment after assignment and then tough exam after tough exam

Third Year

Don’t get me started on the chronic illness and final year dissertation combo. I just wanted to get through the year

[confusednconfusing]

Why are there multiple people falling over themselves to get the attention of this mediocre, ordinary and frankly unobservant-to-a-flaw man? All this painful yearning and it’s just some regular dude with good qualities and flaws in equal measure. Not only is this “competition” (all made up in my head) with “other suitors”(literally anybody who he gives attention to) virtual, it’s also for a stupid prize (most remarkably ordinary man you’ve ever met; I’d probably meet three more on my way to the campus grocery store). ALL OF THIS IS ARBITRARY. But I still want him.

[anxeious]

[tomb-mold]

dont forget to spend uncountable hours of your one precious life on your phone btw 👍

[tordenvejr]

you can't avoid your way into a life you love