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Origami Around
occasionally subtle
noise dept.
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Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
izzy's playlists!
Keni
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
titsay
Cosmic Funnies
Jimmy Eat World
Doug Jones
PR's Tumblrdome
RMH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@confusedrainbow87-blog
Original meme here
Well I’m not a girl, but fuck yeah! Here’s some Batman: White Knight inspired Joker!
(I’m so proud of how this turned out, I might just start drawing him like this in everything)
Holy CRAP he looks GORGEOUS 😍 (Bruce is a lucky man)
Oh wow !! Stunning..simply stunning❤❤
Little time to draw these days…
T'challa: I’m cold.
Shuri, pulling out an insulated jacket with a built in heater she had built: I knew this would come in handy! Here you go, brother.
Thor: I’m cold as well.
Loki: Would you like me to set you on fire?
Batman: Could you do me a small favor?
Joker: I will literally kill for you, but go on.
“I’m ninety-six years old. I’d rather just take a pill and get it over with. Whenever I tell that to my wife, she pretends to slap me in the face. But I’m ready to go. And I’d like it to be sudden. I’ve had a good run. I was lucky enough to share my life with someone. She’s ninety now. We’ve had a lot of time together. We have seven grandchildren. Eight great-grandchildren. But there are just so many things I can’t do anymore. I have the money. I have the time. Just not the ability. Whenever I walk, everything hurts. I enjoy sitting here in the park. I think about all the friends that I’ve lost. People come talk to me. Time passes by. But I’m ready. I’m not scared of it. I’d like my soul to go to wherever the souls go.” (Barcelona, Spain)
Carol: Gets hit with Gamma radiation and gets cool powers like flight, super strength, can breath in space
Bruce:
*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*
ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash
flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans
peter:
*flash caughts peter wearing the spidey costume*
flash: dude you’re wearing his merch?? get over it
peter:
*catches peter frowning at a news report on Spider-Man*
flash: oh so now you hate spidey too?? That’s low, even for you Parker
Peter:
flash: spidey is such a great kisser
peter:
flash: god,, look at spideys ABS,, i would let him step on me
peter:
Wasteland, Baby
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Zn9aum
by altered_eagle
The city hall was already in flames when Batman hauled him up from the basement and threw him onto the asphalt with enough force to send him skidding. He dropped his gun picked it up and scrambled to his feet only to keel over in a whirlwind of purple trenchcoat and tangled limbs.
Bruce Wayne discovers the Joker has a new medical issue and copes the best he can.
Words: 1593, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 21 of City Goblins
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen, M/M
Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Sickfic, Injury, Joker (DCU) Whump, Caretaking, Morphine, Medical, Bruce Wayne Feels, Alfred Pennyworth is a good dad, The Babysitter’s Club, Batjokes, fuckin’ a
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Zn9aum
As you asked, a sub!batman for a Christmas bondage! Hope you will like it ♥
tony stark + evolution
forgot the phrase ‘get knotted’ is an older gen’s version of ‘bugger off/get stuffed/get arse-over-tit drunk’
so when a co-worker said “just tell ‘em to get knotted” today, my soul ascended my mortal form and launched itself towards the moon for about 0.03 seconds
John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice
So a thing about the bit, with Steven getting his gem pulled out, and Gem!Steven showing up?
We see the scene from Steven’s point of view, after- and his vision is split.
As is, he sees his fleshy body with one eye-
- and the Gem!Steven forms and sees what they see from his other eye- and we can safely say Gem!Steven has the same vision.
Steven is confused and hurting- but, despite the horror of the situation, he bursts into tears, because he’s suddenly feeling desperate.
“I have to-”
“I need-”
Reaches out towards Gem!Steven, weeping, begging to be reunited- and Gem!Steven evidently feels the same, as there is no hesitation as they start walking towards Steven
I see people saying ‘They are a fusion’ but… no, not really?
They are part of a whole that has been sepparated physically, but mentaly they are still one.
Two pieces struggling to find each other, so they could form and be whole again.
Like the gem shard in the Cluster, really.
Or any gem- any shattered gem.
So I am proposing Steven just experienced what is essentially being shattered.
