Or else you’ll piss off God?
Worse. I'll piss off my mom.

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Or else you’ll piss off God?
Worse. I'll piss off my mom.
So when are you working tonight?
I'm not. It's Sunday. Christians don't strip for money on Sundays.
Only if you’ll pose for me.
Not happening.
One, you’re wrong. Two, he isn’t as cute as me.
Bottom line is I'm not sleeping with you. Use a picture to jack off to if you're that desperate.
Because I’m cute?
We've had this conversation already. One, you're not as cute as you think are and two there's another one of you.
Keep saying that and soon I might believe you.
I don't know why I bother. I'm out of here.
I do.
It's not happening. I'm not interested.
Why don’t you come back to my place and you’ll find out first hand?!
Yeah, you wish.
You know, I just came home from a nice, relaxing vacation. It’s probably best not to make me annoyed right away. Give it a few weeks before you try your witty comments.
I can't tell if you'd be more or less violent.
Oh? In what way?
In every way?
Babe, there isn’t anything casual about me.
Maybe not casual, but predictable.
All I can say is don’t get mixed up with those types, and don’t get mixed up with Mikus. Your far to young and handsome for that. I don’t remember a lot about food but I used to love blueberry pie. My mother would bake it herself, even though our cook always protested. Yeah but its that mixed age between adulthood and childhood. Older people think me in experienced and fresh. However you are right at least I don’t look like the very old grandpa I am.
...You think I'm handsome?
Blueberry pies are amazing. If you could still taste them the same, I'd bring one over for you, because my mom makes them with blueberries she grows on the farm. Yeah, I guess I know what you mean. When I'm old as the hills, I'll probably think you look like a young whippersnapper.
The Bahamas was awesome, such a shame I can’t get tan though.
Casual.
Really I would think more of my kind would go for a cute guy like you. yeah but I haven’t had food in two hundred and twenty years, so I’ve gotten over it. Yeah at least I don’t look twelve, but I will forever be twenty-five.
Maybe for a one night type thing, but not anything else no. Unless, you count Mikus, but I don't. What was your favorite food before? But twenty-five is like the prime age to be stuck as. You're not stuck as a kid, and you're not thirty yet, and it seems like everyone hates when they turn thirty. Even better, you're not stuck as an old man.
I was talking hypothetically, I’m sure I’m not the only good looking immortl man in your life. Than just exercise like crazy. You have pretty fit body you should be fine. it isn’t because sometimes you long to grow old, you miss being able try new foods, and sometimes people only see you as the young kid you look like.
You'd be surprised. I don't really know that many vampires. I'll keep that in mind, I think I'm getting plenty right now though. Oh god, I couldn't imagine not being able to eat anymore. I like Mexican food too much. You don't look that young. At least you're not in a twelve year olds body.
I don’t know maybe the lucky immortal man that gets to be yours. You could lay of the alcohol. It does have its perks but being young forever isn’t that amazing.
We're talking like I already have an immortal man. That's hard when I'm surrounded by it every day. It isn't? I guess I could see why...
That would be pretty weird. Though I bet your immortal boyfriend or husband wouldn’t mind. You could be a cute old grandpa.
Who would want to have sex with a gray haired man with a beer belly? God, I hope I don't have a beer belly...
You're lucky you get to be gorgeous forever.