"No, where?"

It's like Jericho here, a safe place :) fics and the sort may become pretty common, if you have a request send it in. |genderfluid dumbass| potatoes| need I say more? have a nice day 😌

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Sixty: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Sixty: but I am not one of them please make it stop

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Nines: What is your biggest weakness?

Gavin:I can be uncooperative.

Nines: Okay, can you give me an example?

Gavin: No.

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Connor: what are you doing?

Nines: shh, one sec.

Gavin: *humming* hey, tin can. What're you doing at my desk?

Connor: well, you see-

Nines: *starts to loudly play all I want for Christmas*

Gavin: *it takes a second to dawn on him*

Gavin:.... no-no no no no!

Connor: I uh-

Gavin: *runs away screaming no*

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Fowler: Hank. The rk models have been playing some sort of farming simulator in the break room all day. Sort that out would ya?

Hank: *sighs* okay.

*in the break room*

*connor and nines both broadcasting a small digital screen of stardew valley*

Connor: *his pixel guy is standing outside of linus' tent* now no one will destroy his tent.

Nines: HOW MANY BEERS WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO LOVE ME- I'M BROKE

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Josh: Alice you can't just get what you want by crying all the time-

Alice: *tearing up* b-but

*Luther from four rooms over rushing towards their room*

Luther: Alice? What's wrong? Josh what happened?

Josh: *narrows his eyes at her* touché.

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Connor: oh no! I'm slipping!

Connor: *proceeds to throw a foam ball as hard as he can at Markus*

Simon: NOOOOOO *jumps in front of Markus*

Markus: *drops into his knees cradling Simon in his arms*

Simon: it's for the best... Tell... Tell north she was- wasn't all that bad *cough cough*

Markus: you'll tell her yourself-

Simon: *window exe. Noises*

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Hank on his day off: I just wanna have a nice relaxing day, with my crocs, and with my beer-

Connor: LT? LT there is a case, *knock knock*

Hank reaching for his crocs: sports mode activated- *runs*

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Kamski: So, youve not seen any signs of deviance-y in your Rk models?

Hank: ....

Gavin:.....

*flashback*

Connor: *dances his way around orders in favor of feelings*

Nines: *crying in the corner cause he's been given the crippling fear of not being good enough*

*end flashback*

*Gavin sweating nervously*: and when you say signs you mean...?

Hank: *facepalms*

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Sixty: what's the term for when hands are bisexual?

Connor: hmm..

Hank: do you mean ambidextrous???

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Nines: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Gavin: swallows the key* truly unfortunate,

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North: I feel nothing.

North: but at the same time I have an extreme urge to cause chaos throughout the land

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Hank: hey dude I'm gonna make me some soup, do you want some?

Gavin: soup? Yeah, what kind?

Hank: oh, uhm, it's alphabet soup

Gavin: what? Dude, no I can't have any.

Hank: what? Why not Reed what's wrong?

Gavin: nothing, I just don't want any after what it did to me.

Hank: whatd it do to you man, it's just alphabet soup!

Gavin: I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY

Hank:..

Hank: you choked on the 'D' didn't you

Gavin: hyperventilates while crying*

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Connor: talking to Hank about a case*

Gavin: hey, nines, do you hear that?

Rk00: confused*

Gavin getting up in Connor's space and sniffing Theatrically*

Connor: ...?

Gavin: smells like a lil bitch.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL 🎃🎃🎃🎃

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Okay but hear me out,,,,, like a fic/art prompt here,,, but you all know about the snail right so,,, stay with me,,, Connor and rk900 find one just chillin outside on the busy sidewalk and they notice it looks a little different but their database shows no info on it so they bring it in the department to ask Hank and Gavin if they knew what it was and when Gavin and Hank see it they freak out and leave the other two confused and the snail just lowers it's glasses with a smirk

Or

Hank and Gavin act all dramatic like "I knew this day would come" and they start getting ready to sword fight and what not

Just a thought

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Nines and Connor take a little more time to return from their break*

Hank: they built Androids to replace us and they can't even tell time.

Gavin: they're just a bunch of plastic pricks...

Hank:

Gavin:

Hank:

Gavin:

Hank: I'm gonna go find those asshats, give em a piece of my mind,,

Gavin: yeah me too

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Supernatural moments but make it ✨dbh✨

(Season 11 moment with Luci and Sam in the cage)

Rk900: c'mon, I'm your last chance! Let me take your place

Connor: ...

Connor: but,,

Connor: what will you do after you find Jericho?

Rk900 confused*: uh- move in with gavin, hunt deviants?

(Season six-ish moment I think)

Connor: are you gonna tell Amanda that we failed the mission?

Rk900: me?? What? No, you're the oldest.

Connor: since when?

Rk900: since bIRTH

( season 10 or 9 moment)

Connor: can you believe that?

Hank:

Connor: she tried to sell me for three rk- models.

Connor: im attractive, and I can find Jericho

Connor: I was worth five models at least!!