your local bisexual disaster

Ally // she/they // bi // NHL/PWHL // 18+

[earth-to-ally]

about me :)

Well, shit. Clearly I’ve been neglecting my blog (neglected but not forgotten) and I’m gonna do a lil update for the besties and anyone new who stumbles across me:

Hey everyone! I’m Ally!

If you can’t tell already, I’m a Bruins girlie. Jeremy Swayman is my boy, but I have several favorites on the Bruins and throughout the league.

While I primarily focus on hockey here I kinda reblog and post whatever. I dabble in HRPF and draw on occasion. You can find some of my work here. I also have an Ao3 that I want to get back to updating soon.

Finally, my asks are always open for whatever you gotta say, just keep it respectful!

**Any forms of bigotry aren’t tolerated, I will happily block you :)**

Updated: 3/30/25

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

If someone had told me back in October that Brad Marchand and Trent Frederic would both be playing on the Stanley Cup Final in June, I would have been really happy but this is hell as a Bruins fan.

Freddy v Marchy is not what I wanted. 😭

[lil-bastard-deactivated20250726]

Congrats Sway 👏 🏅

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[novum-solem]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[vantnav]

[reverselayupz]

good luck to all the former(😔) bruins competing in the playoffs but not necessarily the teams they play for

[waggle100]

Over under 24 hours between the end of this game and Swayman showing up with the Ullmark family

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[mrihatethebruins]

[youbeautyyy]

you know as cheap as my second row seats were tonight, they were still too expensive to watch THAT.

however I made friends with the couple next to me who were actually from toronto and big leafs fans bc they saw my watch face and were like “excuse me you’re in boston in a bruins jersey why is auston matthews on your watch” and I was like WELL YOU SEE THE THING IS I AM A HYBRID—

anyways we had a great time. and to the girl who asked me for a “girl favor” to take a picture of her in “emotional turmoil” for her mom, I love you. and to the guy who looked me in the eye when we high fived after the second bruins goal and said “but still fire sweeney”, I hope your pillow is always cold.

I love hockey!! I just hate don sweeney!!

[unkindsunshine]

lauko and sway postgame hug (04/05/25 vs Canes)

kind of a shitty video, my bad

[s0ny4trix-deactivated20260330]

stoooppp guys he’s so cute 😩

[kosmogrl]

[frederics-roofing-co]

@earth-to-sway you wouldn’t understand

[earth-to-ally]

Listennnn 3-4 times in a row is enough for me, 15 times a day for a WEEK is a bit excessive I'm sorry to tell you

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

Clothing tags were invented by the devil

[anxietyproblem]

[frostedpuffs]

always torn between "this is fanfiction, it doesn't need to be 100% realistic" and "if i get even a single fact about this obscure thing wrong, i am going to be violently killed with hammers"