Hereās my foul fan baby I made almost a year ago lmao.
The Krew was camping in Scabbathaās Domain. One morning after breakfast Gideon was complaining about still being hungry (after housing 3 plates of biscuits with sausage gravy, mind you). This, naturally, pissed Kremy off so he sarcastically told Gideon to go find something in the woods to eat (insert a wild hog joke from Gricko) So Gid stomps off into the forest and āforagesā for food.
Gid wonders around the woods, heading deeper and deeper and getting himself lost. And after what feels like hours, Gid stumbles on to a cottage. Of course, this being Gideon, he immediately breaks in to steal these peopleās food. Instead of food, Gideon ends up finding 2 dead Dragonbornās and what looks to be a giant egg. He(once again being Gideon) immediately goes āHell yeah giant omelette!ā and takes the egg, completely ignoring the dead people. Gid takes the egg back to camp and realizes that time hasnāt passed for more than a few minutes (He couldāve sworn itād been hoursā¦but maybe thatās his starvation talking).
Kremy immediately is like āaw sweet free egg! Omelette time! Start the fire up Gid-Gidā not realizing itās a dragonborn egg. At this point Gricko sees Kremy about to crack the egg open and is like āwait thatās people. I know weāve done some pretty fucked up shit but I donāt know about cannibalism fellas thatās kinda sick!ā The whole krew then spent like, 45 minutes arguing about whether or not an egg is a baby. They eventually decided that yeah, maybe this is too far.
After Gideon explained where he got breakfa- I mean the egg, Kremy wanted Gid to put āthat thing back where it came from. We aināt responsible for that thing!ā But Gricko pleaded with them that the egg wouldnāt hatch if they put it back! āOoourrr! Can we pleaaase keep him, Kremy? Please please please!ā. Kremy was annoyed, but as long as it wasnāt going to be his responsibility he didnāt care what they did with āitā, but they could not. Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. Keep whatever hatched out of the egg. If it hatched at all. And DO NOT get attached to it. The plan was that when/if the thing hatched, itād be dropped off with the getaway gang or with the least-scary looking person they could find. And thatās FINAL.
Anyway Gricko named him Eggbert, drew a face on the egg, and gave him a hat. Gricko then assigned Gideon to egg incubation duty because heās a walking space heater. (Torbek was VERY down to eat the egg, and Gricko wasnāt sure that the talk about cannibalism staved off his appetite. Frost would turn the egg into a nerd so he was out of the question, too.) Gideon reluctantly did what Gricko asked and at first he was pretty annoyed about it. Why should he have to hold the fuckinā thing? Grickoās the one that wanted to keep it! So Gideon begrudgingly kept āEggburtā swaddled to his chest in a makeshift baby carrier, keeping the thing warm. Meanwhile, Gricko started calling himself āUncleā Gricko and talked to the damn thing constantly which ALSO pissed Gid off. Kremy wasā¦unhappy to say the least. For as much as Gid said he wasnāt getting attached to it, Gid spent an awful lot of time with āEggburtā much to the (jealousy) ādissatisfactionā of Kremy. Kremy even went as far as to tell Gid he doesnāt wanna hang around with him because of his āmother henningā. Gideon was so frustrated at Kremyās whole attitude towards him that he actually confronted Eggburt about it. After he was done he asked Eggburt what he had to say for himself, and what happened next surprised him.
It twitched against his chest. The egg actually MOVED. Was the egg always this warm? Huh. Well maybe Eggburt wasnāt such a bad dude after all. Itās not like he asked to be taken from his home or nothināā¦kinda like how he didnāt ask to be taken from his home either. Oh man. Was he cryingā? Stupid eggā¦always making things complicated.
Over the next few weeks Eggburt actually started to move more and more. And eventually Frost even noticed that Eggburt had a crack. Oh my gods he was hatching!
While everyone was excited Kremy was the most out of all of them. Soon it wouldnāt be his problem anymore! Then everything would go back to normal. Gricko was the one who over saw the whole thing and when it came time for Eggburt to hatch the whole krew was sat in Kremyās big ass tent. Kremy didnāt want to be there naturally but he begrudgingly sat there with them. A few minutes later, Eggburt hatched! Gricko stared for a momentā¦then declared it was actually a āShellyā instead of an āEggburtā so to speak. Kremy wanted to waste no time in finding someone else to take care of the thing so he walked over to pick it up (after Gricko cleaned it of course. Yuck!) andā¦it opened its eyes and immediately imprinted on him. To Kremyās horror it-(or āsheā now, Kremy guessed.) crawled towards him and wrapped her little hand around Kremyās finger and CHIRPED at him.
When did Kremy start crying again? And the rest was history. Torbek got to eat the shell.
Gricko was very busy with his own little one (hootsies basically an adult atp but donāt tell Gricko that) so that means Gid and Kremy HAVE to take care of her most of the time like real parents or something haha can you imagine? Kremy and Gideon taking care of a baby together? like a married couple? thatās so ironicā¦ugghh they basically have to oh well...(never mind that Frost volunteered to raise her first).
All and All, the Krew arenāt the perfect parents, but they definitely try their best. The Krew never changes their lifestyle around Shelly, in fact one of the first things Kremy taught her was how to pick pocket people. But they do genuinely love the little rascal and want her to be happy.
Shelly is a typical toddler. She likes story books, coloring, throwing tantrums when she doesnāt get her way, making mud pies, chewing on her fingers, setting things on fire, and generally making a mess. And now thanks to Kremy, she also likes to hide and steal things. (Like I said, typical toddler)
Idk what else to put here this is as far as I got with her lore lol good job making it to the end you get a gold star
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