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âWell, if my little boyfriend would have planned our first date, it wouldnât have been a problem,â she snaps, hands going to her hips in girlish petulance. âGo fuss at him, because I donât think Iâm the one whoâs being touchy. So what, itâs a little viscera. Get used to it. Grow up.â
âLady Iâve seen enough viscera to last me a lifetime,â he says, frowning. âWhat I donât appreciate is havinâ to clean it up before Iâve even had my morning coffee.â
âI got like six bucks and a pack of cigarettes on me,â he says. âClearly you got bad luck with running into strangers in the middle of the night.â
âShare the cigarettes with me and Iâll pay for the food.âÂ
He shrugs and digs the pack out of his pocket, tossing it to him with a deft hand. âSounds like a fair trade to me.â
âDoes Pym know youâre out this late?â
âMaybe. I donât see how itâs any of his business.â
âDonât he like to keep track of his kids?â
âWe didnât order a pizza,â he says, standing in the front doorway to Avengers Tower and glowering down at her. âAnd whoever keeps playing this prank needs to stop.â
   She lets out a small groan, slumping slightly under the weight of fifteen pizzas (ten in a large bag over her shoulder, five in a regular bag precariously balanced on her free hand). âOkay. Can I set these down while I try to figure out where theyâre supposed to go?â
His face softens a little, and he gestures for her to pass the bags to him.Â
âYouâre the third person to show up here tonight with a comically large amount of pizza,â he says. âThe first batch I just took, but this is getting ridiculous.â
He says nothing in response to the insomnia bit, knowing full well the guy isnât wrong. He gives a shrug of his shoulders.Â
âI donât buy other peopleâs food on the first date though,â he says, smirking.Â
âAw, sweetie, and here I was hoping Iâd get pampered.âÂ
âI got like six bucks and a pack of cigarettes on me,â he says. âClearly you got bad luck with running into strangers in the middle of the night.â
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âDoes Pym know youâre out this late?â
âYou should probably get that checked out.âÂ
âWell all things considered it could be worse. Whatâs a little insomnia now and then, anyway?â
âA little insomnia can build up to a lot of insomnia.â He flick the cigarette into a puddle and then looks at him. âWanna grab a bite to eat?âÂ
He says nothing in response to the insomnia bit, knowing full well the guy isnât wrong. He gives a shrug of his shoulders.Â
âI donât buy other peopleâs food on the first date though,â he says, smirking.Â
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âWe didnât order a pizza,â he says, standing in the front doorway to Avengers Tower and glowering down at her. âAnd whoever keeps playing this prank needs to stop.â
She rounds on him immediately, of course, giving him an eyeroll instead of eye contact to start out with. Really tired of all this chatter, to be honest.
âDo you know how much I hate that term, âhealing factorâ? It might be the most inane thing Iâve ever heard.â
Heâs unfazed by her demeanor, and simply crosses his arms over his chest. He quirks an eyebrow at her, cocking his head a little.Â
âWell, my bad,â he says, clearly not meaning a word of it. âIf youâre gonna be touchy about it, maybe next time donât leave blood and guts all over the goddamn kitchen.â
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âThought you were gonna do that thing where you say âItâs dangerous for someone like you to be out here this lateâ.â He brings the cigarette up to his lips and takes a drag.Â
âWhyâre you out here this late?âÂ
âI donât make it a habit to be patronizing to strangers,â he says, crossing his arms over his chest. âI donât sleep much. Sometimes itâs nice to just wander around for a while.â
âYou should probably get that checked out.âÂ
âWell all things considered it could be worse. Whatâs a little insomnia now and then, anyway?â
He glances skyward, observing the clear sky and giving a shrug of his shoulders. âFair enough, I supposeâŠâÂ
âThought you were gonna do that thing where you say âItâs dangerous for someone like you to be out here this lateâ.â He brings the cigarette up to his lips and takes a drag.Â
âWhyâre you out here this late?âÂ
âI donât make it a habit to be patronizing to strangers,â he says, crossing his arms over his chest. âI donât sleep much. Sometimes itâs nice to just wander around for a while.â
âAnd? Itâs a nice night. Thought Iâd take a walk.âÂ
He glances skyward, observing the clear sky and giving a shrug of his shoulders. âFair enough, I suppose...âÂ
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âLittle late to be out, isnât it?â
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âYouâre looking pretty good for a girl that was near dissected not too long ago. Healing factors must be a helluva thing, huh?â
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